uncle lao

A term used to describe manufacturers of cheap, low-quality goods, mostly located in (south-)eastern asia. Works for companies like "Uncle Lao Inc."

This hard drive was manufactured by Uncle Lao it seems.

by TheWormKill June 2, 2015

lao bot

A way of describing an epic creation

Did you hear about the new game coming out??
Yea its such a lao bot

by omgsuchbad March 22, 2021

Lao sai

Diarrhea.

"Eh, you lao sai aledy or not?"
"No lah!"
"Wah, you damn slow sia"

by ♡ 블랙핑크 영원히 ♡ February 11, 2023

lao hong

used to describe the vibe a person

a sensitive, soft, deeply emotional over-thinker easily spotted having crinkles around their eyes, similar to an anteater or elephant's eyes, from insomnia. They are also quite blur (refer to slang "sotong")

She has a very lao hong personality.

by the Collective Unconscious October 28, 2024

Lao

A hot man with huge cock

: "He's so Lao"

by PlanDick August 3, 2023

Alex Lao

Alex Lao is the epitome of Man. He hits leg day 6 times a week.

Yo that nizzle has big legs, is that Alex Lao?

Its me Alex Lao, I am Man.

by alexlaocat3 June 16, 2022

Lao Si Ji

Lǎo sī jī (Old driver) 老司機— Chinese slang for someone who’s way too good at ‘driving’ — and by driving, we mean knowing a lot about sex, porn, hentai, lewd, and adult content.

- Oh man, didn't know you watch so much porn! You are a Lao Si Ji.
- Nah, Tom is the real Lao Si Ji. He is into hentai anime and stuff.

William: Are you doing your homework?
Ray: No.
William: What are you doing then?
Ray: Your mom.
Crowd: Ohhhh.
Kevin: Yo, Ray drives fast!

by itscalledthebird October 9, 2025