Kush Tampon

A mega joint that is rolled with a minimum of at least one ounce of Marijuana.

Tommy Chong smokes Kush Tampons all day long.

by Guru Jack Llama Romeo December 17, 2011

Kush Resistance

- The resilience an every-day kush/indica smoker builds to the variety of marijuana.
- A kind of tolerance built to the effects of stronger indica strains of marijuana new users experience, such as falling alseep/getting tired or getting couch locked.

Non-Smoker: Dude, I smoked some purp kush the other day and I went to sleep 10 minutes later...
Everyday smoker: Oh dude I got kush resistance...it's like a call of duty perk, but in real life. I don't get tired from kush anymore.
Non-Smoker: Word...?

by Trigunideals April 11, 2011

Kush Kiss

When a guy and girl are smoking the good kush and while they're kissing one person blows their smoke into the other persons mouth, so both are getting that good high. and it feels dope

Girl: Hey wanna smoke this J?
Guy: Yes.
(kush kiss)
Girl: mmm that was so hot let's get out of here

by Mary jane gud kush October 16, 2013

Kush Drunk

The state of mind in one is so high from weed that he or she feels euphoric and cannot control their mouth and what comes out of it.

Mike (High): Yo Bro I am not a Panda wash homework doing.
Brian (sober): What are you talking about?
Mike (High): I dont know what I am even saying Bro I'm Kush Drunk to the Max.
Brian (sober): LOL lemme hit that joint a couple times Bro
Brian (High): Dude im frickin trippin california yesterday windows!
Mike (High): LOL what?!
Brian (High): IDK Bro I am soooo Kush Drunk ROFL

by Himalayan Turkey July 1, 2011

Kush Mafia

Straight up fags.

Bob: Hey guys wheres the party?

Jack: Fuck da partys ful! We will just straight toke it up at my pad!

Bob: No bitches?

Jack: Na ful we had one over a few minutes ago but she left.

Bob: What Happened?

Jack: Haha she couldn't clear my bong so i got mad told her she couldn't be apart of Kush Mafia. I don't know..maybe I should take some more anger management classes so I won't get as mad next time.

Jim: Or maybe it was because I look like a turtle.

Gary: Yo Jim could you pass a nigga his bong?

Jim: Is it this blue one?

Gary: I dont know nigga. does it have a shake junt sticker on it?

Jim: No this one has a dickies sticker on it.

Matt: Huh? Where da scary clowns at?

Bob: Ok..this is really gay. Im Out.

Jim: Would you turn up the radio on the way out? That dubstep is trippin me out to sick right now.

Bob: Is it the one over by all the gay ass longboards?

Gary: Yee nigga. It sucks that your sober. Tahhh babe.

by fuck2987489734983793 July 10, 2010

Kush Hater

Somebody who hates Kush.

Nips Kim has no respect for Kush man, He's a Kush Hater!

by 2250-D January 21, 2013

Kush up

A Kush up is a very small hit of a joint. Experienced people in Kush ups can do multiple at a time. For instance 30 Kush ups = 30 continous small hits without blowing out the smoke, only at the end you are allowed to breathe again.

Hey bro i challenge you to do 20 Kush ups.

Alright man *does the hits*

by elej November 13, 2019