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Cristopher

Cristopher is the guy who likes to do weird things, he might even secretly do stuff. If you piss him of the first time he'll say

what the heck, if you do it the second time he'll probably push you or something, the third time he'll yell at the top of his lungs and slap you in the face. Cristopher tends to like electric music with no talking. If your friends with him he won't really judge you if he doesn't like something that you do, he'll tell you to not do that please or else he won't be able to hang out with you anymore. He only likes the girls who make eye contact and ask him questions and are nice to him. He thinks things in a modified version of them when he ruins something like the toilet or something like that you'll be pissed off and think that he can't fix it, so them he tries fixing it himself and does fixes it. He might ruin something public on purpose then watch people struggle and laugh, then he fixes it and acts as if he didn't do it. He blends in with others. he hates poems.
If you tell him you don't like Cristopher he'll say " I don't like you either but I didn't complain about it"
by horpet April 27, 2022
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Kristoffer

Lucifer’s cousin, not as evil as Lucifer. doesn’t hurt you or posses you if he knows you. enjoys talking using dowsing rods. lives at somebody’s house currently. has many friends that live with him. he can’t move big things, he’s not strong enough. has a human best friend and other human friends. Goes with you to places if you ask him to. Kristoffer is my best friend lol. but don’t provoke him or his friends, human or spirit.
Me: are we besties?
Kristoffer: yes(moves dowsing rods to yes)
by Besties With A Ghost May 14, 2022
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Kristoffer

Lucifer’s cousin, not as evil as Lucifer. doesn’t hurt you or posses you if he knows you. enjoys talking using dowsing rods. lives at somebody’s house currently. has many friends that live with him. he can’t move big things, he’s not strong enough. has a human best friend and other human friends. Goes with you to places if you ask him to. Kristoffer is my best friend lol. but don’t provoke him or his friends, human or spirit.
Me: Are we best friends?
Kristoffer: Yes(moves the dowsing rods to yes)
by Besties With A Ghost May 14, 2022
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kristoffers mom

a hot, and sexy induvidgual
omg "kristoffers mom" is getting layed by daniel!
by big man cooms June 7, 2022
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Krystipher

Krystipher is a strong, intelligent, reliable and handsome Man, he is loyal to those who are loyal to him. Krystipher will be there for you. He is sweet and kind and will beat yo ass too.
I need some help...let me call Krystipher I know he'll be there for me.
by Tha pinkk mercedes 2.0 June 24, 2022
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cristopher castillo

he’s that one fish in the sea that’s almost impossible to catch. if you get him he’s yours forever. he probably loves little yippie dogs. he’s a cornball and acts like drake sometimes with the things he says. he’s rly not that funny but is unintentionally funny. he also wears 28237637 pounds of cologne whenever you see him bc he wants you to smell like him. he loves music and his friends. he moons everyone with his ass
damn y’all see cristopher castillo, his ass is looking phat.
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Cristopher

A rich playboy who doesn't care about peoples feelings and will take your squishmallow drop you then burn it.
Cristopher is a real meanie
by anonymous November 21, 2022
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