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a giant wiggly boi with 8 arms and huge
a kraken shoots out of the water and grabs the ship with its wiggly bois and yeets the ship.
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Kraken

Name of a sea monster that's been sighted along the coast of Norway,

Which appears in ancient myths as cthulhu mythos,

Also appearing in the legend of Perseus.
Son of Hades.

Aliases: the drowned god, kraken codm, gae lord
Being defined as a sea creature.
Miney is cute, replied smoke
"Back off , he's mine ; replied kraken
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Kraken

Name of a sea monster that's been sighted along the coast of Norway,

Which appears in ancient myths as cthulhu mythos,

Also appearing in the legend of Perseus.
Son of Hades.

Aliases: the drowned god, kraken codm, gae lord
Being defined as a sea creature.
Miney is cute, replied smoke
"Back off , he's mine ; replied kraken
by Kraken YT October 28, 2020
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Kraken

A Kraken is a highly aggressive highly dominant sub species of ”Karen.” Only a Kraken is on a substantial amount psychoactive medications that act as a ipso facto form of crack cocaine. In short, a Kraken is a “Karen on crack.”

The natural habitat is usually Starbucks where they routinely and loudly express dumb opinions. They have been known to gather into packs and hold very crowded “book” clubs in otherwise peaceful and enjoyable environments.

Most of their life is spent on Twitter, trying to get things canceled or bemoaning their own whiteness. They are The quintessential bloodhound of the micro aggression, and they believe the term emotional hemophiliac is a badge of honor. They have been observed in the wild to take approximately 20 selfies a week for Instagram while simultaneously bemoaning the narcissism and ethnocentrism of western Society. Normally lone wolves, they do sometimes gather together In large numbers to show “solidarity” for causes trending that week.
The Kraken makes her dad seem like a good person.
by Samurai_Jack$ September 28, 2020
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Kraken gamer

n. It's a mega kwl gamer that rocks on Final Fantasy.
Usually has lingual dexterity.
A- (listens to the conversation)
B- (Kool gamer) ya da Kraken zoomda in Greek, i can't type today nom nom!
A- *whispers to my friend "Kraken gamer" (with a cute smile)
Kraken gamer online IMVU gameboy Xbox emo chat crazy
by Cupcake GI Jane September 30, 2011
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Kraken back slap

n. Usually when gamers are very intense and quiet in gaming, and then someone walks in the room and really wants to join in on the good fight and gets a "Kraken back slap"

Enters room with Kraken kids (C,D)
A- hey guys

(no answer from gamers)
A- Hey yaa
(no answer, stands there for ever)

B- watches on as A gets sobbed big time by kids in game mode
(Then)

C- (ignoring A) raped it! sweet move
D- yaz

B- LOL -A- you have had "Kraken back slapped"
Kraken back slap kraken gamer online emo ignore sweet sobbed
by Cupcake GI Jane September 30, 2011
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Kraken pussy

The type of vagina so foul its inner lips have morphed into tentacles. The kraken pussy is of a mean temperament and has been known to put out its tentacles in order to grab and devour anything that comes too near its den.

Kraken pussy can be so deadly and quick it can snatch the hat off of a head without ruffling a single hair.

Victims of the kraken pussy are taken deep into its inner lair where it is rumored to be the actual entrance to Davy Jones locker.
Dale: "omg, so I met this woman on tinder last night and I barely escaped with my life! She had a kraken pussy, its tentacles nearly broke my leg!"

Polly: "after years of hard use and putting a lot of miles on my old cooter, it finally grew a tentacle! Little bugger even offered a light for my cigarette! I love my kraken pussy!
by Redlightsquirrel October 24, 2023
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