Husband: Where are all my lost socks?
Wife: I bundled them together in one sock to make a sock kraken.
Wife: I bundled them together in one sock to make a sock kraken.
by haoleboytoy February 7, 2020
The Kraken’s Revenge is when you’re taking a shit and the cold water splashes back up into your asshole.
by Confetti17 January 4, 2020