slobber knocker

Made famous by JR (Jim Ross) of WWE. Used to describe a pro wrestling match that was bound to turn into a slugfest either due to the size and strength of the competitors, the level of heat generated by a feud leading up to the match, or both.

King (high-pitched excited tone): Now we got this Undertaker vs. Mankind Hell in a Cell Match!!

JR: King, that’s gonna be one hell of a slobber knocker and business is damn sure about to pick up. Sorry Mama.

by Brisco Brothers Body Shop October 1, 2020

goober knocker

a goober knocker is a funny word used to descibe something or used to substitute a cuss word.

Today tim was being a total goober knocker.

by imall(aka)GRR January 18, 2009

ass knocker

a complete jackass

my brother is such an ass knocker

by noodle fishing September 29, 2008

Twat Knocker

someone who is incredibly annoying or is just terrible at doing simple things such as everyday tasks.

Guy 1 "How do I-"
Guy 2 "YOU JUST PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE YOU TWAT KNOCKER!!!!"

by knockknockknock April 6, 2014

Twat-Knocker

when your man is going down on you and once he looks up to watch you cum you punch him square in the face.

"Did you see Matt today ? his face is all busted; I bet his wife Twat-Knockered him"

by singletracklife June 10, 2016

TWO BOB KNOCKER

to describe somebody who acts a twat and is wasting your time

an individual who you work with who is no good at their job and is a two bob knocker

by leerob October 20, 2008

Door Knocker

While performing vaginal sex in the missionary position, a door knocker is the act of the man's ball sack gently tapping against the woman's butthole during each thrust. A play on the phrase, "he's knocking on the back door." In which a man suggests or non-verbally asks a woman if he can perform anal sex by tapping her butthole with his penis.

I was with Ron last night. He could not leave that door knocker alone!

by rhastings88 April 3, 2009