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kiwi dip

the two only needed ingredients are simple as and it's easy to make.
nestle reduced cream + maggi onion soup = kiwi dip.
merely mix the two together and you'll have what all the ex-pats are craving as they depressively dip their chips into some fancy hummus, when really, all they want is some good ol' kiwi dip.
how phone calls to mum from nz ex-pats usually end.

steve: ...rashuns, burger rings, l&p, marmite, perky nana, five packs of pineapple lumps, moro... NO, not mars bars. MORO. anything cadbury. oh yeah, chuck in some kiwi dip and salt and vinegar chips to go with 'em, alright? ...yeah, yeah, okay, love you mum. bye.
by Citronic July 12, 2009
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kiwiman

kiwiman is a person from New Zealand and is refered to as a kiwiman due to being a New Zealander and a male.
Kiwiman's are a smart species and almost always know what they are talking about. Kiwiman's can tend to get annoyed by certain people of online communitys (see flamin)

Kiwiman's are also (when not annoyed) a chilled out and friendly species and are generally helpful, with some sarcasm every now and then.
Example:
"Hey I was just speaking to a Kiwiman, he was really helpful and was quite funny too"

"Hey, its Kiwiman!"
by Anon Kiwi January 15, 2010
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Extreme Kiwi

(n) One who originates from New Zealand that tends to do some kick-ass activities
Extreme Kiwi- as seen on "WipeOut-"Big Balls" cliff-diving etc.
by RyanOst February 18, 2009
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kiwi peanut love

The kind of bond people search their whole lives for. this love is what completes lives. A relationship that has intense struggles but overcomes with tremendous strides. The people involved in this type of love are eachothers best friends and will have the best looking children ever. the couple that has kiwi peanut love will change the world. kiwis and peanuts arent the same at all but thats what makes their love so special! A bond made to last and the best once in a lifetime blessing that anyone could ever dream of!
wow look at them they totally have that kiwi peanut love!
by k-dubb6 October 16, 2008
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Kiwifruit

1. Kiwifruit - The original name given to the furry brown fruit with either traditional green or tropical yellow flesh, grown in NZ and exported worldwide.

2.Kiwifruit - Slang for A gay guy who comes from New Zealand
1. Kiwifruit are 99c per Kg at the local supermarket.

2. I'm A Kiwifruit
by Jellyphant July 25, 2003
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Kiwiness

A.) The state of being cooler than cool. More awesome than words can describe. uber-coolness to the max.

B.) The act of being a Kiwi. Green on the inside, Brown and fuzzy on the outside. Sweet when ripe, tart when...not ripe.

C.) Unique, one-of-a-kind, irreplacable and of course delicious.

D.) A phrase used to describe a person who appears un-assuming on the outside, but inside is beautiful, interesting and super sweet. The person demonstrating Kiwiness displays acts of intimidation and attempts to scare people off with their dismissing and often frightening facial expressions. The person displaying Kiwiness can be harsh and cynical at first, but once you break through the tough outer skin, it is found that the interior is sweet and overwhelmingly perfect.
A.) Guy 1: "Look at him! Dayum I wish I was that cool..."
Guy 2: "Yeah, his name is Ryan... His kiwiness makes me so jealous."

B.) Chef: "I will now slice open this delicious Kiwi and use it in my award-winning recipe about Kiwiness..."

C.) Girl 1: "OMG, Ryan's Kiwiness is sooooo hott!"
Girl 2: "I know right! I wanna date him sooooo bad!"
Girl 3: "You don't have a chance, he's way too good for you. You have to be reallyyyyyy special to date him."

D.) Dani: "So the first day I met Ryan, he scared me so bad that I actually screamed in class. But now he's my best friend in the whole world, even if I do feel inadequate becasue of his extreme Kiwiness."
by bigdreamer424 May 28, 2010
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Kiwi

A very stubborn person that seems hard and thick-skinned on the outside but is really soft and sweet on the inside kind of like the fruit.
Friend 1: "How's your kiwi?"
Friend 2: "They aren't easy but they are worth it."
by Xaviera0123 January 20, 2018
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