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Nerk off kipper

To tell an unsavoury person to go away. To ask for space from someone giving you the heebie jeebies.
I told that man "Nerk off kipper" until he went away
by Kipper69nice March 26, 2024
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Picking your kipper

Heard recently in the NW of England, used by an elderly lady in a bank whilst speaking to a member of staff. She had just opened one of the cashier's desks..."watcha been doin', picking your kipper?"

Assumed to imply that the aforementioned lady had been scratching her vagina, or possibly masturbating. Her reply was not documented.....
"watcha been doin', picking your kipper?"
by Deepestblue March 6, 2013
mugGet the Picking your kippermug.

Stone Kippered

When one partakes in the smoking of cannabis and becomes stoned or monged to the extent of not being able to move. Once this state is achieved, the smoking session is concluded and usually followed by sleeping (also known as 'kipping'), hence, 'kippered.'
'Dude! I've had 10 bongs and 4 spliffs... I think i'm stone kippered! I'm going for a bit of a kip.'
by El Poogo February 12, 2009
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Hunt the Kipper

Hunt the Kipper is part of the trio of party games namely Hide the Salami and Shove Piggy Shove.
Usually uttered at suburban dinner parties post drinks, one of the more drunk males may suggest a game of “Hunt the Kipper” where a blindfolded male may engage in this form of olfactory “hide and seek” seeking out the smelliest fanny in the vicinity.
by Dry Dock D. February 6, 2024
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kipper-dipping

Bloke 1: how come you got thrown out the club mate?
Bloke 2: *grunts*
Bloke 3: yeah he got caught in the toilets with some bird kipper-dipping him...
by xpikeyx April 28, 2010
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Done like a kipper

The art of absolutely fucking someone up in a game or winning a gun fight where u took little damage.
*wins gun fight*
Fucking hell u got done like a kipper
by IBr0gersI December 2, 2020
mugGet the Done like a kippermug.

Kippers

Slimy fish in Scotland and Boris Johnson wants to marry one because he brought one to a conference.
Hello kipper who do you simp for
Boris Johnson kippers kippers and e
by Summer-E January 14, 2021
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