King Kong ain't got SHIT on me

A tongue-in-cheek claim that you are bigger than a Russian mob syndicate.

After Theo told his neighborhood friends "King Kong ain't got SHIT on me," he was shot by a hit man hired by the Russian mob. Ironically enough the hit man was King Kong. Theo was deaf.

by Cobo December 1, 2007

king kong kitchie kitchie ky-me-yo

Its in the song "what do you say?" by Mickey Avalon. This song also appears in the movie THE HANGOVER.

Bascically.. Its what you say when you're too fucked up.

person 1: What do you say when your too fucked up?
tiny voiced person: king kong kitchie kitchie ky-me-yo

person 1: What do you say when you run out of drugs?
tiny voiced person: king kong kitchie kitchie ky-me-yo

by KIMEYO March 25, 2011

King Kong Aint Got Shit On Me

Most people think this phrase originated from the movie training day. However it really originated from Dave Chappelle: True Hollywood stories- Rick James

"I'm Rick James bitch! Everybody! King Kong Aint Got Shit On Me

by Oaju July 11, 2010

King Kong Schlong

A massive size cock both in length and girth. A cock that can split a woman's taco like a watermelon!!!

She called me dong her King Kong Schlong. She said a dong that size belongs on King Kong!!!

by tpulley1966 August 2, 2022

King Kong

King Kong, but most people know him as mega simp.

Bruh King Kong is such a mega simp, he climbed the empire state building just to die to a few old planes!

by KFC_Console February 6, 2021

King Kong

Weakest monster who isn't Mothra He was cool in Skull Island tho

King Kong ain't got shit!

by Mebegayasfuk October 15, 2022

Carlsbad King Kong

The act of filling your anus or vagina (or both) with your dogs favorite treat and then they have to lick it out.

I was bored last night so I broke out the peanut butter and gave my dog a Carlsbad King Kong.

by IbeSarcasm May 12, 2024