kilt hair

dark, thick, you can grease it up nice if you need to but it is not naturally greasy

Man, that dude's got kilt hair!

by scobberlotch April 26, 2011

Kilt

Dead as in murdered.

John was kilt yesterday.

by JohneDoe July 23, 2017

Golden Milk Kilt

The same as a Milk Kilt, but the two participants are your wife and sister-in-law.

"Bro, I heard you got a Milk Kilt the other night! ""Naw, it was a Golden Milk Kilt, it was my wife and sister-in-law."

by Bigpumpzaddy May 11, 2023

Kilt

Somebody who got roasted so bad there's no other word to describe it...

Yo Marco just kilt my boy Daquan's forehead!

by LordBoros10 December 29, 2015

kilted kangaroo

A “Well Hung” man in a kilt (Large Junk)

Well he’s definitely a kilted kangaroo from what I have heard

by michaelscofieldswife March 21, 2024

Ham Kilt

1. A kilt made of ham
2. A woman's genitals (also, see muff cabbage)

No, Susy can't come to the phone right now, she's cleaning her ham kilt.

by Cam Franklin May 17, 2011

kilt custard

the left over custard after you have a weggie in a kilt

Scottish person:Love I need me kilt cleaned!
Wife:Why?
Scottish person:I got kilt custard on it.

by Shmidey June 18, 2016