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plaid kilt

p-p... p-p-p... plaid?!
*proceeds to act like a chicken*
Squidward: what do you think of Mr.Krab's new plaid kilt
by loggernamy August 6, 2021
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Kilt

Dead as in murdered.
John was kilt yesterday.
by JohneDoe July 23, 2017
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Golden Milk Kilt

The same as a Milk Kilt, but the two participants are your wife and sister-in-law.
"Bro, I heard you got a Milk Kilt the other night! ""Naw, it was a Golden Milk Kilt, it was my wife and sister-in-law."
by Bigpumpzaddy May 11, 2023
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Ham Kilt

1. A kilt made of ham
2. A woman's genitals (also, see muff cabbage)
No, Susy can't come to the phone right now, she's cleaning her ham kilt.
by Cam Franklin May 17, 2011
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Shit the Kilt

The unfortunate name given to someone who follows through wearing traditional Scottish dress without underwear.
Kieran had an accident while dancing at the ball last week. Old Shit the Kilt is now on a warning.
by MightyQuin78 April 23, 2021
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kilt hair

dark, thick, you can grease it up nice if you need to but it is not naturally greasy
Man, that dude's got kilt hair!
by scobberlotch April 26, 2011
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kilt custard

the left over custard after you have a weggie in a kilt
Scottish person:Love I need me kilt cleaned!
Wife:Why?
Scottish person:I got kilt custard on it.
by Shmidey June 18, 2016
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