The act of getting two women to press their breasts together around the head of your penis, draping down the shaft like a kilt. Upgrades to a Golden Milk Kilt if the two women are your wife and sister-in-law.
Bro, I had a threesome the other night with these two baddies, and got them to give me a Milk Kilt!!!
by Bigpumpzaddy May 11, 2023
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by Bigpumpzaddy May 11, 2023
Get the Golden Milk Kilt mug.by ava perry March 19, 2021
Get the kilt mug.The unfortunate name given to someone who follows through wearing traditional Scottish dress without underwear.
by MightyQuin78 April 23, 2021
Get the Shit the Kilt mug.A phrase used when pointing out that someone has already sunk too much effort into a situation to turn back or quit.
"I don't know if I can finish this degree, I don't even like economics..."
"dude, I know you're exhausted, but you can't quit now, you already bought the kilt."
"Why do you even want to be in his wedding if he's such a jerk? Just drop out!"
"I can't man, I have to go through with it, I already bought the kilt."
"dude, I know you're exhausted, but you can't quit now, you already bought the kilt."
"Why do you even want to be in his wedding if he's such a jerk? Just drop out!"
"I can't man, I have to go through with it, I already bought the kilt."
by alone.ranger July 29, 2021
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Get the plaid kilt mug.Noun: The part of a plaid flannel shirt that hangs below a zipped leather jacket, from Delco Pennsylvania
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