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keastering

She enjoyed the keastering that occurred last night.
by lil homie mass March 17, 2017
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Keister Logan Richardson IV

A four way hybrid of god, a simp,Brittany Spears, and bo Jackson
I saw keister Logan Richardson IV hit 100 dingers with Bridget the bat the other day
by Big esko April 29, 2020
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Kester

a term used for a person who is extremely short, normally below the height of 150cm and loves to game.
John is such a Kester he always says he plays games frequently but can't reach the table.
by Hshxbxbz October 30, 2020
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Kekster

Kekster:

Derived from “Kek,” (a variation of "lel", itself a variation of "lol", and seems to have branched to the video game World of Warcraft over the past generations.) It is alternatively a Korean onomatopoeia for laughter written as "kekeke", rooted from ancient rituals of necrophilia or pedophilia of China. The phrase then became associated with the Egyptian deity of the same name. A kekster is a person who is known for luring children and trafficking sex. This came to be during the 1966 A1B Action investigated by the LAPD during a traffic bust operated by El Chapo, as a side operative to shadow money laundering as he was a drug lord. Today, it used used figuratively to describe a creep or an offender of ancient Egyptian/Asian descent.
That old chink man has been following us for a few blocks, I’m worried he’s a kekster.
by watermelon watermelon peanut November 14, 2020
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klyster

As she shoved a klyster up her ass.
by Anarchist MMXXI March 22, 2021
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Keyser Kerplop

Like it’s cousin the Cleveland Steamer, the Keyser Kerplop involves laying down a deuce upon ones sexual partners chest or groin. This iteration however is taken after stopping by and eating too much at Extended Family Funeral wakes or after eating too many chillie dogs from Marties Hot Dog Stand on Main Street.
Did You hear about Charlie?
No,why what happened…
He ate too much food at the Bergman family wake and after going home and getting frisky with his life partner Davis, he unloaded a Keyser Kerplop that was heard three blocks away….
by Esterlino Dorado January 5, 2022
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Keistering College

Where those whose seek to learn to keister professionally go. Also known as prison.
DrPhil- Man sure is quiet around here with Gregor gone.
Krystola- His ass needs to go to keistering College(secretly shes thinking I hope he gets home soon)
DrPhil- Damn! Really?
by Princess Weirdo February 16, 2022
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