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Mr. Keys

The iconic keys are what you hear when the guy with the freshest trim walks around. You hear the keys, you know it's him. Everyone's gangster until "Mr. Keys" comes around.
Me: *has normal conversation with others*
Keys: *makes sound*
Everyone: *stops everything and looks for Mr. Keys*
Mr. Keys: *walks past*
Everyone: *mesmerized* "We are not worthy." *bows down*
by Lead Bud 123 June 5, 2021
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Jiggling Keys

When 2 men rug their crotches together in a scissoring manner; The male version of scissoring.
Bob: Have you seen Tom and Kevin?
Joe: I heard heavy yet sensual panting coming from the other room... They must be jiggling keys!
by DirtyDanTheHitMan September 4, 2015
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pat keys

“We’ve found your old tweets, apologise to Pat Keys!”
by MontyPanesar June 30, 2020
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Pork Scotch Keys

A huge set of keys that make someone that is truly as important as a little fat security guard look as important as they actually are. Never seen without the holder wearing some Pork Scotch Shades and a gay Dickurity Guard uniform.
Flonkule: Hi Dad, I see the Scotcher is here.

Dad: Yeah I saw him earlier witha set of Pork Scotch Keys. They make him look so important.
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becket keys

A relatively new school - founded in 2012. The year group 2013-2018 was filled with many rude racist pigs who had a group of racist white boys who called themselves 'ebony' and a group of skets who called themselves 'acid rain'. All other year groups were mediocre, but all in all, the school is what it is.
You know the newest school in Brentwood?

What Becket Keys?
Yeah, my ex used to go there. He says they're all dickheads.
by Some Yute April 20, 2019
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bobo keys

Bitch stepped on ma air forces and I went bobo keys on his ass.
by JWEEZEY January 27, 2004
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Team Beta Keys

A team of kids that take over little places, taking them over one at a time. Often unexpected, and it's nearly impossible to figure out it's them till after their damage has been done. Like a virus, but a little less evil. Originally took over an online radio station. Made the radio stations history books, that's for sure.
Person 1: Woah, what does lawlz mean?
Person 2: I don't know.
Person 3: Doesn't Team Beta Keys use that?
All 3: Oh crap
by Kassie623 July 16, 2006
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