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by sickestmofo July 1, 2021
Get the kermitsbigshlong mug.the delightful act of cramming the fist and forearm of the dominant partner, or the "puppeteer", into the ass of the "human puppet"/ "flesh Kermit". The puppeteer then opens their hand and operates the submissive individual in a manor much akin to Kermit the Frog. Then, the two begin to sing "it's not easy being green" in unison. The moisture coating the forearm upon removal is the purpose for the "wet" in the act.
"Guess who just pulled off the wet kermit! That's right!"
"sir, you're under arrest. Place your hands on the hood of the vehicle"
"sir, you're under arrest. Place your hands on the hood of the vehicle"
by hunt 4 cunt February 16, 2014
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Get the kermit face mug.Keybi is an extreme bad ass. She is nice and has a good soul.You really don't want to mess with a keybi. She stands up for people she loves.She is also very pretty and she never gives up on what she wants.She has a lot of guys behind her but she is loyal. It is rare to have a keybi she does not give second chances.She forgives but she never forgets.
by Carolina_the_best May 29, 2018
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by Dis one kid :) August 5, 2011
Get the Keemia mug.The act of painting your partner green, then fisting them. Fisting may be either vaginal or anal. The person being fisted sings The Rainbow Connection.
Bob: How is your grandmother?
Ted: I walked in on her kermiting with the mailman. The Rainbow Connection will never sound the same again.
Ted: I walked in on her kermiting with the mailman. The Rainbow Connection will never sound the same again.
by monkeyspanker October 4, 2012
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