Kev eye

A kev who’s eyes look like Ben turpin trying to look at the team leaders small cock in his mouth

Hey Derek look at ur big William, no Kevin your looking at the chippendale calendar behind you you must have a severe case of the Kev eye

by Kevtastic999 July 31, 2020

Fuck the kev

In the language of savages it means 'Fuck the Queen"

FUCK THE KEV.

by Sirsavage December 26, 2016

Kev

A man that has the best music taste and a large cock. He also is the best at games and there is no one better then him

Kevin is just the best i wish i was him

by fdfsdfdfsdfsdfsd December 18, 2021

kev the bev

Kev the bev. In middle school his nickname was kevdog, and since then its only gotten better. From King Kev to Kevin the Beverage, hes got every name in the books under his belt. Everybody wants to fight him and he has the most immaculate anti-grappling anyone has ever seen. Okay handing it off to adriana now. Kevin, he’s the quiet kid in the back, but he knows his sh*t (#family friendly) He’s smart, and is very silly when he giggles.

yo kev the bev
mmmm
what?

by KaironeBalone October 8, 2022

Kev

Living in your parent's home after they've left it.

Frank and Mary have retired to the Cotswolds, so he's doing a Kev back at his old gaff.

by Gideon S February 21, 2019

kev murison

Guy who is unsure of his sexuality. Likes ski holidays (booked purposely to avoid new years, therefore irritating his gf), tight on electricty bills (turns off heaters in winter), bulemic, fancies blondies with back combed hair and cam, has a tendency to wear lederhosen and spank himself. Smokes like a gay.

Girl number 1: Wow did you see that guy with the leder hosen spankin himself eating a bratwurst?
Girl number 2: Yeah he looks like such a kev murison

by feegina December 11, 2010

Kev Lar

Kev Lar is a totally hetro man who likes to trigger liberals.

Those liberals hate to debate Kev Lar on the facts because they know he's right and his logic like his name are bulletproof.

by Royal rampager October 2, 2018