Someone that listens to kpop and their sexuality standards have been heightened to an unreachable bar from bands like BTS, EXO, GOT7, EX.
person 1: I am only attracted to Koreans because of my Kpop obsessions.
Person 2: Than I guess you are "Kpopsexual".
Person 2: Than I guess you are "Kpopsexual".
by Oli EgS May 11, 2018
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Keepsake Ornaments are released every year in early July (at a sickening event known as "Ornament Premiere"), and remain up until well after Christmas. Hardcore collectors can start ordering them in early June, when the ornament catalogue (inappropriately titled the "Dreambook") becomes available in Hallmark stores. Sane people, of course, have learned to avoid the ornament premiere, thus sparing themselves from seeing the disturbing sight of a poor college student sweating in a Christmas sweater and passing out Christmas cookies when everyone else in the store is walking around in shorts and tank tops.
Keepsake Ornaments are released every year in early July (at a sickening event known as "Ornament Premiere"), and remain up until well after Christmas. Hardcore collectors can start ordering them in early June, when the ornament catalogue (inappropriately titled the "Dreambook") becomes available in Hallmark stores. Sane people, of course, have learned to avoid the ornament premiere, thus sparing themselves from seeing the disturbing sight of a poor college student sweating in a Christmas sweater and passing out Christmas cookies when everyone else in the store is walking around in shorts and tank tops.
Customer one: "I've been waiting for the Hallmark Keepsake Ornaments to come out all year!"
Customer two: "Oh yeah? Which ones did you get?"
Customer one: "ALL OF THEM!!"
Customer two: "All of them?! How much did that cost you?!"
Customer one: "Only, like, $800. That's WAY less than last year!"
Customer two: *passes out*
Customer two: "Oh yeah? Which ones did you get?"
Customer one: "ALL OF THEM!!"
Customer two: "All of them?! How much did that cost you?!"
Customer one: "Only, like, $800. That's WAY less than last year!"
Customer two: *passes out*
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owning layland at everything that i do. i own at everything because i play for keeps. it has nothing to do with "keeping your pride" because when you go big like i, you never lose it, so you dont have to fight to keep it. i go for the TD all the time with my brother T.O. after the interception from my cousin Pacman, who is currently making it rain on some bitches at the club. thats enough for now, im out. peace.
by JaQuavian May 5, 2008
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'why doesn't he act like all the other guys' , 'He is a person who keeps to them self'.
'why doesn't he act like all the other guys' , 'He is a person who keeps to them self'.
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Get the kelpsy mug.Kemps Landing Magnet School is a place where the smart people are segregated from everyone else. However, there are a great many exceptions to the 'smart' bit. Many people believe that the principal, Mrs. Riesbeck, is a man. Like Ann Coulter. There has been a recent attempt by the School Board to desegregate the school and merge it with a normal public school, but it was voted down.
People say that Kemps Landing Magnet School is the most sheltered middle school in the city. And they're right.
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