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Kpopsexual

Someone that listens to kpop and their sexuality standards have been heightened to an unreachable bar from bands like BTS, EXO, GOT7, EX.
person 1: I am only attracted to Koreans because of my Kpop obsessions.
Person 2: Than I guess you are "Kpopsexual".
by Oli EgS May 11, 2018
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Hallmark Keepsake Ornaments

Small plastic trinkets, generally made in China, that are sold nearly year-round in Hallmark stores across America. These items are almost completely worthless, though many insist that they are extremely collectible. Though generally cheaply made, these ornaments have the power to cast a spell over those who buy them, often resulting in customers spending well over $600 to own each and every one (and then ending up storing them in an attic because NO ONE has enough room to hang them all). To perpetuate this madness, Hallmark executives formed a Keepsake Ornament Collector's Club, which has a surprisingly large number of members. For the low, low price of $25, members can choose two inherently ugly "club exclusive" ornaments and receive their very own paper membership cards. Then they have the option of buying other "club exclusive" ornaments that are sure to have great value to other rabid collectors in the future. Of course, what the executives do not want the public to know is that any "club exclusive" ornaments not sold by Christmas will be available to the general public.

Keepsake Ornaments are released every year in early July (at a sickening event known as "Ornament Premiere"), and remain up until well after Christmas. Hardcore collectors can start ordering them in early June, when the ornament catalogue (inappropriately titled the "Dreambook") becomes available in Hallmark stores. Sane people, of course, have learned to avoid the ornament premiere, thus sparing themselves from seeing the disturbing sight of a poor college student sweating in a Christmas sweater and passing out Christmas cookies when everyone else in the store is walking around in shorts and tank tops.
Customer one: "I've been waiting for the Hallmark Keepsake Ornaments to come out all year!"

Customer two: "Oh yeah? Which ones did you get?"

Customer one: "ALL OF THEM!!"

Customer two: "All of them?! How much did that cost you?!"

Customer one: "Only, like, $800. That's WAY less than last year!"

Customer two: *passes out*
by taekwondoangel1 July 19, 2009
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play for keeps

owning layland at everything that i do. i own at everything because i play for keeps. it has nothing to do with "keeping your pride" because when you go big like i, you never lose it, so you dont have to fight to keep it. i go for the TD all the time with my brother T.O. after the interception from my cousin Pacman, who is currently making it rain on some bitches at the club. thats enough for now, im out. peace.
i play for keeps at lonnies with my homeboy DonQuatous and own the scumbag named leland
by JaQuavian May 5, 2008
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A person who keeps to them self

A person who 'keeps to them self' is a quiet person like an outcast or wallflower.
'Look Jeffrey isn't really speaking that much", 'yeah, he likes to keep to himself'.
'why doesn't he act like all the other guys' , 'He is a person who keeps to them self'.
by jorj_kate December 16, 2013
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She For Keeps

Is she for keeps?

I guess she is the right girl for me
by VictOr Cage January 24, 2018
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kelpsy

Something that is more worthless than shit but is fun to fuck.
The vegetables in the coma ward are all my private kelpsies.
by Medic October 12, 2002
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Kemps Landing Magnet School

Kemps Landing Magnet School is a place where the smart people are segregated from everyone else. However, there are a great many exceptions to the 'smart' bit. Many people believe that the principal, Mrs. Riesbeck, is a man. Like Ann Coulter. There has been a recent attempt by the School Board to desegregate the school and merge it with a normal public school, but it was voted down.
People say that Kemps Landing Magnet School is the most sheltered middle school in the city. And they're right.
by you'll never know. December 24, 2008
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