Kelsey

Watches a weird movie constantly. Like seriously too much. It has gotten to a point where an intervention may be necessary. She needs help. She needs Jesus.

Where is Kelsey?
Aw dude, she's watching that movie again
Oh my god!

by DJ Khaled Totallylegit June 3, 2018

Kelsey

Kelsey One of the meanest people you will ever meet. She will steal your man in a second. Beware.

Dang I just really hate Kelsey. She stole my boyfriend!!

by Glowflix Glower best Fan October 18, 2019

Kelsey

Biznatch. Needs to keep her paws off people who are amazing and stop using people. Complete crack whore who who thinks she is beautiful, when really she looks like an Asian dumpling. Uses amazing people for homework help, but does not intend to go any further in the relationship. Needs to seriously get a life or be committed to an institution.

Dude 1: Hey, look at that girl over there!
Dude 2: Oh, Kelsey?
Dude 1: She looks like an Asian dumpling.

by Operation KD January 3, 2010

Kelsey

The biggest hoe you'll ever meet.

OMG Kelsey stop being a slut!

by Hey Nigger How're You June 16, 2016

Kelsey

A very small, rare form of owl.

Joe: dude i saw a kelsey the other day! Bob: cool!

by dlinj March 27, 2009

Kelsey

the bitchiest woman in science class 💁

"omg you are such a Kelsey"
"the fuck did you say you whore?"

by BruhBruhJustin November 3, 2014

Kelsey

A girl who smells like cat litter

Boy: Hey whats that smell?
Girl: Oh, it's just Kelsey.

by Spider-Girl December 16, 2013