Kelsey

Watches a weird movie constantly. Like seriously too much. It has gotten to a point where an intervention may be necessary. She needs help. She needs Jesus.
Where is Kelsey?
Aw dude, she's watching that movie again
Oh my god!
by DJ Khaled Totallylegit May 08, 2018
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Kelsey

Kelsey is a girl with a small body and doesn’t think she is that pretty. Some people think she is but not many. Once she is in the relationship with you there will only be you. She is one of the most loyal people ever.
“Hey man I got with Kelsey and now we are dating!” Really, dang man hold on the her!
by Cakemacet August 08, 2020
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Kelsey

Biznatch. Needs to keep her paws off people who are amazing and stop using people. Complete crack whore who who thinks she is beautiful, when really she looks like an Asian dumpling. Uses amazing people for homework help, but does not intend to go any further in the relationship. Needs to seriously get a life or be committed to an institution.
Dude 1: Hey, look at that girl over there!
Dude 2: Oh, Kelsey?
Dude 1: She looks like an Asian dumpling.
by Operation KD January 03, 2010
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Kelsey

The biggest hoe you'll ever meet.
OMG Kelsey stop being a slut!
by Hey Nigger How're You June 16, 2016
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Kelsey

Joe: dude i saw a kelsey the other day! Bob: cool!
by dlinj March 26, 2009
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"omg you are such a Kelsey"
"the fuck did you say you whore?"
by BruhBruhJustin November 03, 2014
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Boy: Hey whats that smell?
Girl: Oh, it's just Kelsey.
by Spider-Girl December 16, 2013
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