Klete Keller

A US Olympic swimmer from 2000, 2004, and 2008 who ran down Ian Thorpe in Athens on the 800 free relay. And has multiple Olympic medals and also decided to ruin his reputation by storming the US Capitol along with other incompetent people.

Klete Keller has managed to one up both Ryan Lochte and Connor Dwyer in being very stupid.

by S/he’s just a friend January 12, 2021

Kelley Square

A large deathtrap in Worcester, MA consisting of two rotaries and several roads intersecting them. Only the bravest of the brave and/or the craziest of the crazy should even attempt to drive through it.

I drove through Kelley Square yesterday. It was insane!

by Allison Bobb December 18, 2010

Kelise

Kelise is very nice and interesting person once you get her in the bed she a motha fuckin freak 🥵 she is very smart and kind she will never let you down but don’t ever get on kelise’s bad side because that girl will definitely make you regret it !

Have you ever had a Kelise !? You definitely need one they the best

by Cinderella_101 August 2, 2019

Ardrey kell

A stupid ass school where most of the teachers are dumb and all the students do heroin. Biggest school in cms so halls are always crowded. Filled with rude ass privileged white kids who think their better than everyone. Don’t even get me started on our administration.

Friend: hey

Student at Ardrey Kell:
If your wondering why they didn’t say anything, it’s cause they overdosed on heroin and died

by Ya motha 123221 January 23, 2019

kelis and khalil

kelis and khalil
kelis and khalil related but not realated copper canyons favoriote duo.when you see khalil you see kelis.
2 kids who attend copper canyon highschool and have a major bond.

person1-i always see kelis and khalil together.
person 2-duh nigga they brother and sister

by souljapodboy February 3, 2019

Helen Keller karaoke

When you're singing along with a song and reach a part of the lyrics that you don't know, instead making vague sounds and grunts to imitate them.

"I couldn't understand what the singer was saying, so I had to resort to Helen Keller karaoke."

by Rodya May 16, 2009

Keller Women

Fake women on Myspace and various dating websites. The women do not actually exist(except in photo form), but are there to lure you into porn sites, credit card scams, and things of that nature.
They are usually scantily clad and "horny".
The term began from the large number of "fake" women residing in the sleepy town of Keller Virginia.

"Jesus Christ, I got 7 friend requests from Keller Women today."

by Beerends December 26, 2008