karma

When you try to stab someone but then you miss and smash your face on the ground.

Watching karma is more fun than watching Netflix.

by BounceFire December 2, 2021

karma

Means "what goes around comes around," a Buddhist belief. However, this belief is completely false yet millions of people live in fear of it.

I was told I would get bad karma for killing the man, but here I am 50 years later and nothing bad has happened! Karma is a load of BS!

by Taj Badalandabad June 10, 2008

karma

An ancient religious concept that has recently gained popularity through the television show "My Name is Earl". If you're lucky, karma will get you a really spiffy looking Chevy El Camino, but only if you make a list of all the mean things you've ever done and resolve to make amends for each of them. If you're the type of guy who's always doing mean things and wondering why your life sucks, you need to watch Carson Daly and he'll tell you it's all karma.

"Karma used me to do its dirty work. Nice move, Karma."

by MC 900 Foot Oral Roberts May 31, 2006

karma

The tired, often uncomfortable effects that one encounters after the high from smoking strong weed.

Bob: Yo what was that shit called?

Billy: That was some straight GDP nigga, Granddaddy Purp

Bob: Damn that's some shit mang i was so blazed

Billy: Yea bro, but you gotta be careful if u smoke too much of that shit u could get some bad karma

Bob: Yea i did, but it was well worth it

by Do me on it alex gray June 9, 2009

karma

The invisible score you have on slashdot due to other readers moderations to your comments; how cool you are; an attribute proportional with the likelyhood of having sex with Heidi Wall (for both males and females); a ticket to Nirvana; your current grade in a class.

I got my english paper back and my karma has shot sky high.

by moogla November 11, 2002

karma

as a result of asshole behavoir u r given a penis that doesn't work.

what happened to Derik because he is a douche! i hope karam breaks your penis.

by adri i cant stand derik taylor chugg November 7, 2004

karma

Buddhist concept of life’s actions catching up with you either negatively or positively. Basically what goes around comes around. Invented by Carson Daly.

Dude:'Man I've got a killer stomach cramp.'
Other Dude:I told you you shouldn't have killed that tramp and stolen his money, it's karma catching up with you.

by banky123 July 20, 2006