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karate kid 

Someone who has such a gift for karate.
David,Greg,Mel,Tom,Robert,and Karl are all quite the karate kids; they have all earned blackbelts in karate.
karate kid by JMC70 March 26, 2017

karate queef 

when quincy passes a real bronx cheer out of his vagina when he plays karate
did you see quincy's karate queef
karate queef by bill fang June 22, 2009

karate brods 

yo coot, have you seen that karate brods?

naw man, but they do look damn fine!
karate brods by hawafricanman January 22, 2010

Karate Chop Game (KCG) 

The Karate Chop Game (KCG) is a game consisting of players karate chopping eachother in a turn base system, with full force. To join the game, the potential player must be read the rules to the fullest, and must chop into the game, meaning the potential player must chop someone whose already playing. ONCE IN THE GAME YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE THE GAME. The head, neck, and groin are banned zones, anyone who hits these areas are punished by a penalty chop anywhere on the body aside from the banned zones. A person driving, eating, has open drink in hand, and not in/playing the game, cannot be chopped, if chopped a penalty chop will be given to offender (penalty chops cannot be blocked). You cannot chop the same person twice in a row (unless penalty chop), however once you leave location the turns start over. You can chop 3 seperate people in a row if you have not already chopped them, those 3 people can now chop you in return. All chops excluding penalty chops can be block and do count as your turn. The turns are infinite as long you keep chopping eachother in turns. All chops must contain no malicious intent. Whoever chops first starts the turns. You must keep track of your own chops.
Person 1: My mom yelled at me for not being to help with the groceries yesterday.
Person 2: Why? Just help her.
Person 1: I wanted to but my brother and I got into an intense round of the Karate Chop Game (KCG).
Person 2: Oh man! I've been there. Just do the good ol chop and run.

Karate Chomp 

The act of letting a young, Asian school girl bite down on your dick while cumming
Guy 1: Man... If it's two things asians know how to do it's how to make sushi and karate chomp

Guy 2: Right on brother, right on
Karate Chomp by JackieChan&JetLi November 17, 2011

karate renaissance 

to find anew the passion and love for something that you have never stopped loving... just relented.
Tom - How are things with you and Isabelle?

Matt- Beautiful! I'm right in the middle of my karate renaissance.
karate renaissance by Sewer Poet January 23, 2004