Karate cock

When you attempt to karate chop someone, but miss and accidentally hit yourself square in the penis and/or testicular sack.

He moved too quick, and I accidentally karate cocked myself.

by Told you I could May 31, 2017

national karate

A shity hell hole

I went to national karate and was in the garage dumb

by Micheal dreasher December 21, 2017

bitch karate

A sport performed throughout the world by mostly middle-aged women. To play, both participants stand within arms reach of each other and keep their hands in a karate chop pose. Both participants then take turns slapping each other and dodging their opponent's slaps until one participant submits in defeat. The only rules are that you can only attack by slapping, you can only run like a pussy if you got the last hit, and if you slap your opponent multiple times or slap below the belt, your opponent can respond in kind.

Cyan: Woah, what happened to your face?
Azure: I got into a fight with Cornflower, so we played a match of bitch karate to settle it. I ended up losing, so she got her strap-on and--
Cyan: I'm sorry, her WHAT?!

by Blues and Dumbness March 3, 2022

Karate jump

A move used in the process of "pulling a jacob"

My friend just tried to Karate jump.

by What do u care July 25, 2012

Sheet Karate

Putting your morning wood to good use. Jerking off while still under the covers.

I woke up this morning with a raging hard-on, so I thought I'd practice my "Sheet Karate."

by scottie don't76 January 3, 2007

Body Karate

Cocaine, It gives your body a kick.

Got any body karate? I could use a kick.

by jessekaratekid October 10, 2021

Karate Explosion

1.) Randomness

2.) To shit in a sack, and then hit someone across the face while making a "hi-ya" sound.

I gave my friend a karate explosion, he smelt like ass for weeks.

by HOLYCRAP March 17, 2005