Kalaya

The smexy person

Kalaya is The smexyist person alive and dead

by a Malik July 26, 2023

lucas kalata

He has a long shlong and a massive nutsack he usually likes walking around nude to let his testicuzies cool

lucas kalata has a fat ass nutsack and a massive shlong

by Lucas Kalata August 5, 2020

Mahakavi Kalidasa

Best poet and dramatist in Sanskrit Literature, notable works are Meghaduta Cloud Messenger, Abhijnanashakuntala The Recognition of Shakuntala, Vikramorvashi Urvashi Won by Valour etc.

Shakespere may be great in quantity, but in quality, Mahakavi Kalidasa is undoubtedly superior.

by typical Indian October 10, 2023

Kalama, Washington

A very small town filled with so many fucking stoners that the high school has a drug dog at it ever week. Although, many of the students are self-claimed Jesus freaks that go to church because they think its the "cool" thing to do, although, they usually just got get drunk or have sex after, except for a few who really are Jesus-freaks. Not to mention they only go on Wednesdays to youth group and neglect the fact that Sunday is the real day to celebrate God. If you go to Kalama, then it usually means that your education sucks. The majority are retards and many go on to drop out, especially the vast quantity of emo's that pro-create within the halls. Also, the class of 2010 seemed to have never heard of condoms before since at least 5 girls that year graduated with kids. Although, that trend is continuing on with all the girls, including the majority of 14 year olds who are ending up pregnant, or at least saying they are. Not to mention all the bipolar crazy bitches that go there, watch or or you may get one, the are often darker skinned. That should narrow it down considering it is mainly a town full of white people. Typically, your are going to deal with stuck up christian rich kids, druggies up the ass, emo fags or simply some rednecks. Hell the majority of the town wears romeos. And the majority of the girls are dirty sluts, and the guys are straight up asshole manwhores. So I guess it all fits together right?

Fuck it's those Kalama, Washington bitches again. Oh God.

by ktownwhores November 29, 2011

Kalaan

Smart, charming,lyrical Kalaan is kind and compassionate, he has a great ear for music and spells tales with his moody lyrics.

He is happy and has the ability to lift your spirit with his charming smile.
He's dark and handsome with great abs and deep, blue eyes that see into your soul.
He's the kind of guy that is easy to fall in love with, really sexy, very secretive, drives hot cars.. A perfect boyfriend

Have you seen that hot guy with the sexy car at school? That would be Kalaan.

That guy can dances so hot! He's a Kalaan

by onezo February 3, 2010

kalahari bathroom

A place where only the cool couples can get the dirty work in. Maybe brushing of the teeth or cleansing of the bunghole

Alex: Hey ken and kris why dont you go brush your teeth in the kalahari bathroom?
Ken: What a great idea! lets go Kris

by SWAGGERMCNUGGETmaster456 March 11, 2014

Kalabazoo

1. (Noun) Losers who eat shower curtains.
2. (Verb) An action involving losers running in circles.
3. (Noun) A game involving 6 losers, an angry girl, a tennis racket, and a sock.
4. (Noun) Random anything
5. (Noun) A piece of candy only found on Mars, Pluto, or Neptune.
6. (Noun) A loser who plays a guitar, eats a corndog, eats only lemon salt water taffy, and sits on a trombone all at the same time.

1. Why is that Kalabazoo eating our curtains?
2. Look at us Kalabazooing!
3. Uh-Oh, I didn't know we were playing Kalabazoo!
4. Wat a Kalabazoo!
5. Look, fellow Martians, a Kalabazoo!
6. What is that Kalabazoo doing?

by Flapdoodle1112 June 30, 2009