Dakota Kaiser

cutest fucker on the planet. suuuper great boyfriend. very good at kissing and cuddling. very smol and adorable. super good at cooking with impeccable music taste.

friend: who’s that

me: oh that’s my boyfriend Dakota Kaiser

by lovie:) June 12, 2018

Pick on Sam Kaiser day

April 19 and so on, you pick on idiots name Sam Kaiser.

Pick on Sam Kaiser day

Hey Sam fuck you!
You smell like shit Sam.
Why you so hairy Sam?

by Guy with a huge bag April 19, 2021

Kaiser

Kaiser sweet caring person whom likes a girl named Ruby and will always have green eyes and German

Kaiser I love you

by By Ruby March 13, 2020

Kaiser

Someone really good in football, specially for his age.

How did that kid get that shot in the top corner?

He’s the kaiser.

by Mrbigglesworth123456 January 8, 2024

Kaiser

To speak with someone via voice call

I Kaisered with your mom last night.

by Flash-Jayden November 25, 2021

Kaisered

When you remove all the cards from a deck that are not required for kaiser

I kaisered the deck. We can play kaiser now

by Ps$ October 11, 2025

kaiser

Kirra, Chloe, and Adele's idol/ lifestyle. also known as a dude with the Denny avatar on Roblox, with a blue furry head.

what the kaiser

by kaislistions February 18, 2025