kill myself. sum most people say as a joke over text and sum to not necessarily take seriously. people say it sometimes when they fucked up or they gonna get pissed or annoyed at sum.
friend: yk we gotta math test tmr
me: wait what u serious?
friend: yea did u study?
me: no oh fuck imma jus kms tbh lmfaoo
me: wait what u serious?
friend: yea did u study?
me: no oh fuck imma jus kms tbh lmfaoo
by a frickin cool kid December 6, 2020
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Person 2: "Noooo! DONT SAY THAT! Ur life is important to us. I love u."
Person 1: "Thanks.. but I just hate life so much."
Person 2: "DONT THINK ABT-"
Person 1: *jumps off a bridge*
Person 2: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ILL ALSO KMS"
Person 2: *jumps off bridge*
Person 2: "Noooo! DONT SAY THAT! Ur life is important to us. I love u."
Person 1: "Thanks.. but I just hate life so much."
Person 2: "DONT THINK ABT-"
Person 1: *jumps off a bridge*
Person 2: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ILL ALSO KMS"
Person 2: *jumps off bridge*
by bcyei11sded September 21, 2025
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A guy is standing on a chair in his room with a noose around his neck. Then his mom walks into the room and screams at him to get. He does what she said but angrily says:
- ffs(for fucks sake) mum lemme kms already!!
In this scenario it would have to be a story cuz one can't of course not hear it's meant to be a shortening !!
A guy is standing on a chair in his room with a noose around his neck. Then his mom walks into the room and screams at him to get. He does what she said but angrily says:
- ffs(for fucks sake) mum lemme kms already!!
In this scenario it would have to be a story cuz one can't of course not hear it's meant to be a shortening !!
by MajesticGrandpa February 13, 2017
Get the lemme kms mug.This does not mean “kill myself” as many poor, depressed seem to think! It means “kiss me, someone!” and is a plea for physical affection. This demand should be answered at the earliest available opportunity (like tonight).
“Wowwww I just passed my driver’s test at the 16th time of asking!! kms!!”
“Hey I heard the Jonas Brothers are getting back together...kms!”
“Hey I heard the Jonas Brothers are getting back together...kms!”
by yourfavoritecheesehead February 28, 2019
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Get the kms mug.Unlike it is often used, this specific form is actually means good. When using this, you are expressing that you are so overjoyed that you don't know how to handle your emotions.
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