Kiddy Kong

A member of the Kong Family introduced in Donkey Kong Country III, known for being hated by members of the Youtube channel GameXplain, particularly Jon Cartwright
Jon: I think Kiddy Kong is the worst thing Nintendo has ever done
Ash: Not going to disagree with you there.
Andre: More like Kiddy Wrong, am I right?
by KiddyKongFacts May 2, 2020
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kiddie lump

A kiddie lump is a tuft of hair on a mans head. It usually occurs when a man has had long hair previously and decided to cut it really short. And the front is then gelled upwards approximately 1 inch in height.
Hey Pat, I prefer your ski jump to your kiddie lump!
by goobaliscious definition January 14, 2010
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Kiddie Crack

A combination of powdered Ritalin and baking soda on a sheet of tin foil, made to be smoked the way crack would be.
"What a deadbeat. Whenever he gets depressed, he hides in the library and smokes kiddie crack."
by adisco March 10, 2017
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kiddie shit

when an adult is acting in a child like manner, they are presumed to be on some kiddie shit....
"He's on some kiddie shit, says he's scared to watch a horror movie"

"He sleeps w a night light lol", thats some kiddie shit"
by stiff arm myeazy March 1, 2014
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kiddie porn

Media slang of the term 'child pornography' to give the impression of innocuous yet filthy material.
Cops found a huge cache of kiddie porn videotapes intended for underground trading and distribution at the home of David Asimov (son of a science fiction author) in California in 1998. David got away with the lenient sentence of a six-month house arrest and three years probation. True story.
by Dirty Harry August 4, 2003
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kiddie porn

Slang for child pornography of any kind

Usually refers to child pornography and sex acts (also known as kiddie porn,) which are, of course, illegal in most countries and also considered evil, immoral and perverted by most of Society as a whole

Thankfully, most hardcare child pornography is actually very difficult to find by the common internet or file sharing user as it uses codenames created by paedophiles to share with their files with one another
kiddie porn is slang for child pornography
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