by HairBear619 March 15, 2016
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Sadly, the Juggernaut is estranged from his half-brother, Charles, and gets into a physical altercation with him. When Charles uses his mental mama jamba to give Juggernaut an acid flashback, fellow pimp Black Tom comes to his rescue by hitting Charles with a pimp cane.
Later, Black Tom is acosted by the villainous Ketchup, a pimp from outer space whose costume is made of Laffy Taffy. By the grace of God, Juggernaut comes to the rescue and defeats the evil Ketchup and his henchmen.
The epic tale finally ends when a group of teenagers stage a home invasion. Juggernaut and his cohorts fight back and many rapes are to be had, especially the young Asian chick. Because Asian chicks love the rape.
Juggernaut returns in a sequel where he battles the shark that ate Samuel L. Mothafuckin Jackson in Deep Blue Sea and trashes a bridge.
Sadly, the Juggernaut is estranged from his half-brother, Charles, and gets into a physical altercation with him. When Charles uses his mental mama jamba to give Juggernaut an acid flashback, fellow pimp Black Tom comes to his rescue by hitting Charles with a pimp cane.
Later, Black Tom is acosted by the villainous Ketchup, a pimp from outer space whose costume is made of Laffy Taffy. By the grace of God, Juggernaut comes to the rescue and defeats the evil Ketchup and his henchmen.
The epic tale finally ends when a group of teenagers stage a home invasion. Juggernaut and his cohorts fight back and many rapes are to be had, especially the young Asian chick. Because Asian chicks love the rape.
Juggernaut returns in a sequel where he battles the shark that ate Samuel L. Mothafuckin Jackson in Deep Blue Sea and trashes a bridge.
"I'm The Juggernaut Bitch! I'm a kill him, and I'm a rape him and I'm a eat his fuckin' costume!"
"Yo, man, who's the big guy in that fist fight?"
"He's the Juggernaut, bitch, and after he beats that guy to death he's going to rape him."
"Yo, man, who's the big guy in that fist fight?"
"He's the Juggernaut, bitch, and after he beats that guy to death he's going to rape him."
by dr. deathproof December 9, 2009
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by Bindrew November 29, 2007
Get the Juggerslut mug.A sexual act where the female bends as far over as possible, grabbin' her ankles, and the male, with his erect genitalia, runs full force towards his mate and with perfect aim, inserts and screams, "I'm the Juggernaut bitch!"
by Jeremy R. August 19, 2007
Get the Juggernaut mug.A perk on Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare that enables the user to incur extra damage without dying. Often used by the most homosexual of online gamers, Juggernaut users usually die after being shot 31 times, when most weapons only shoot 30 rounds.
Major enemy of: the headshot; the knife attack.
Major ally to: the noob tube; the random grenade.
Major enemy of: the headshot; the knife attack.
Major ally to: the noob tube; the random grenade.
Man one: I had that motherfucker dead but he's camping in corner with a SAW and Juggernaut.
Man two: What a dicklicker.
Man two: What a dicklicker.
by mackvenom1 March 28, 2009
Get the Juggernaut mug.The cheapest perk in call of duty 4: modern warfare. Used by people too scared of any weapon in the game. These fags join the hated group of people who use this perk.
Commonly used with noob tube or last stand too ensure even more gay noob like behavior
Commonly used with noob tube or last stand too ensure even more gay noob like behavior
dude thats bullshit! i shot this guy with a fucking 55. Beretta and he didnt die, stupid bitch must be using Juggernaut.
by T!MAY January 31, 2009
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Sniper: I see you
(Gun shot, hit, juggernaut sign, guy survives and runs away)
Sniper: WTF?! JUGGER-NOOB
(Gun shot, hit, juggernaut sign, guy survives and runs away)
Sniper: WTF?! JUGGER-NOOB
by Medina.Dean August 14, 2008
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