Jude

Jude will touch your tits up in you’re sleep and burn your barn down.

Nice guy

‘Jude did you touch my tits up’
‘Yes I did soz’

by News.bbc.bigblack April 15, 2022

Judeophobia

To have a fear of Jews/

I have Judeophobia, oh crap, a jew

by frank_the_rabbit May 5, 2006

Judea

the cutest and prettiest girl in the entire world. with charm and personality that can blow away even the stoniest male around. also applicable for males.

person 1: hey that girl is so hot

person 2: she looks like a Judea!

by shezowicked March 9, 2009

Juden

German term for the Jewish people popularized by that one episode of South Park.

As a slang term, it's often used to highlight perceived greed, stinginess, or nepotism, or by an accuser to (somewhat) nonchalantly point out what they feel is a disproportionate level of cultural and economic influence exerted by the Jews.

"Christ, what the fuck were they thinking with that Ghostbusters remake?".
"I can smell Hollywood Juden and SJWs for miles".

by Memetic Magic February 12, 2018

Rude Jude

the one time guest turned advice giver from the talk show Jenny Jones. He Appeared in the 90s. Sort of looked like a wigger. Known for his rude comments. Rude Jude used to try to give advice to other guests that came on the show and soon became a regular. Wonder where he is now?

Rude Jude was on Jenny Jones in the 90's.

by PimpJuice2U September 2, 2006

Jude

The Human embodyment of the word amazing

Guy1: do you see that guy that won 10 grammies 11 Nobel peace prizes and won the Olympics seven times, well he gets layed constantly because of his humongous penis that reaches his ankles.

Guy2: yeah

Guy 1: I think he's the most sexy, handsome, smart person in the world

Guy 2: I agree, he's totally a Jude

by Haysvdusnosnfsosmd June 17, 2021

Dirty Jude

The act of letting one’s ass hair grow out to full length then letting another person eat the booty hole.

Andrew just had a Dirty Jude with Walker! It was amazing to watch!

by lildicknick69 April 12, 2020