Josh

Josh: Looks like the most utter, complete, akward guy in the world, but is just very self conchious...

He loves to write, he loves to drool over the sadest, mopiest films, but later creates the most beautiful piece of writing you could ever know...

He is bullied, but his utter words once the bullies have turned away

are to die for.

This man's words are inspiration from above, it's as if he gets all his great thoughts from God's perfect palms himself.

He has nice, sleek hair, usually your average brunette *hint *hint

His biggest enemy is usually a Jake

Jake's are players, Josh does not like players, because they have no good words to hit the ladies with besides

( ---- me gurl ) LOL

Joshes words can really truly woohoo a girl, and usually she's not going to be the biggest bitch, but the biggest heart..

Because Joshes are poetic, and they want true poetic material to nuggle with.
I need a true Poet friend, like a Josh don't you agree?
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A kid who acts like an asshole and try's to snitch on you in school
People:Over 9000
Josh:Can you please stop before I tell on you
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a fat kid who likes food
Josh has a fat ass
by dudedude89983 October 04, 2011
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To rage quit during any type of game or competition. Also to fire directly into friendly units for no apparent reason, other than to be a douche.
Quit being such a fucking josh, you douche.
by The Alex. July 06, 2011
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That one kid in your group who hacks at Pokémon Go.
Dude, Don’t be a Josh. Hacking takes all the fun out of the game!
by NoTaFaN923 October 18, 2017
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A guy that looks like a thumb with mozzarella on his head.
Mah boi josh looks like a pizza!
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Hey is that josh? Gotta be he has no chin
by NicklausM February 27, 2017
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