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Josh

Josh is crazy. He says uh oh stinky and is obsessed with Carl Azuz. He has many friends and is one of the class clowns. He likes to Yeet things and sing Mo Bamba during class. He is dirty minded and is a meme god. He’s either watching memes, FaceTiming his gc or playing fortnite on his switch. He enjoys being home alone and making jokes around his friends. Is kinda popular and goofy. He’s smart and tells ppl when he farts. (And he’s friends with Jorge the monkey)
Juan: Josh I just shit my pants

Josh: Oof

Arianna: Juan cut the shit, I know you fucked my mom!!!
Josh: Oof
by Mr.Toes.com November 29, 2019
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Josh

A guy that is crazy and textbook smart but he has no common sense. When he thinks he’s making a joke he’s annoying but if he isn’t trying then he’s hilarious
Josh: makes a joke
Everyone: silence

Josh: falls
Everyone:haha
by Yellownote October 20, 2019
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Josh

Josh has a fat ass
by dudedude89983 October 4, 2011
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Josh

To rage quit during any type of game or competition. Also to fire directly into friendly units for no apparent reason, other than to be a douche.
Quit being such a fucking josh, you douche.
by The Alex. July 8, 2011
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Josh

That one kid in your group who hacks at Pokémon Go.
Dude, Don’t be a Josh. Hacking takes all the fun out of the game!
by NoTaFaN923 October 18, 2017
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Josh

Guy with no chin. Looks like sid the sloth.
Hey is that josh? Gotta be he has no chin
by NicklausM February 27, 2017
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Josh

There is a process to knowing Josh! At first glance you would see how just, masculine and sexy he is! He has almond eyes.. Black hair.. A chiseled jawline.. and he is so ripped.. His testosterone levels rip off your panties without him touching you. He is such a smooth talker! But, when you get to talk to him, you realize that, he isnt like that.. You will see how fun of a guy he is! Some people call him talkative and reckless, but thats because he just wants to make people feel better! He always starts the conversation and will leave you laughing and smiling. When you get to know him even more, you find out how caring and compassionate he is! He loves anime, KPOP, writing songs, and making friends! All guys wanna be him, and all girls want to be with him! He is such an awesome guy! The very thought of him leaves girls breathless. When you enter into a boyfriend-girlfriend relationship, he makes you feel like the only girl in the world. You would never want to leave him.. and he compliments you daily. The more you get to know him, the more softspoken and sweet he becomes. And when you REALLY GET TO KNOW HIM. He has an 8in cock! He will ONLY use it on the girl of his dreams! But before he does that, he uses his tongue!! Ahh, Josh. I love you.
Common words used by Josh:

"Hia there!"
"How are you?"
"What?"
"Thats what she said"
"I'm here for you.."
"If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind, I would have 1 star.. because you never leave my mind"
"Hey dude, be a gentleman, let the lady pass"
"I LOVE BTS!!"
"I LOVE NARUTO!"
"My eyes are so small xD"
"Be safe oki?"

Ahh Josh.. I love you so much. And if you are a girl, you should too
by RandomGurl110 September 25, 2017
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