Alfred F. Jones

The character portraying America in the anime/webcomic Hetalia

Alfred F. Jones is the HERO!

by Flying Mint Bunny August 22, 2011

mike jones

i figured i'd ask smarterchild about the rapper mike jones.

CalJsportz:Mike Jones
smarterchild: who?
CalJsportz: mike jones!
smarterchild: what about mike jones?
CalJsportz: who?
Smarterchild: mike jones.

by Sir Callahan July 31, 2007

John Paul Jones

The bassist for your ear pussies. See also Jesus of music.

Damn dude, when I heard John Paul Jones it felt like Jesus inside of my ear pussy.

by sackbaker August 14, 2010

Generation Jones

Generation Jones is a term that describes people born between the mid-1950s and mid-1960s. Generation Jones has been referred to as a heretofore lost generation between the Baby boomers and Generation X

I was born in the Generation Jones era.

by JMS2007 December 14, 2007

Joggers Purse

Sweaty Minge obtained after going for a run, or "jog".

Upon returning from her run Sally had a really nasty joggers purse.

by Jables Fukkunt August 4, 2008

joner stogging

Jogging when you're stoned. When you're stoned and you run you don't get out of breath so you can go for ages.

Person 1: "my cars not fixed yet and we need to be at matts in 15 minutes and he live at the other side of the town."
Person 2: "hey, lets have some weed and go joner stogging there! we could go for miles and not get tired."

by yaydude April 25, 2009

jonen

To roast or burn someone consistently, usually consisting of the phrase “head-ass”, in a manner that does not make sense to all that hear it.

Person 1: Awww, You little light bulb head-ass looking nose.
Person 2: Awww, you be jonen!

by Guy365 April 16, 2019