AKA Father Function, King of Ocean City, NJ, Rides the bench in JV Football, Grandson of Neil Armstrong, Professional Functioner and married to the send. Feh feh feh.
by matthewgreim October 28, 2021
Get the Jon Jon Armstrongmug. Jon, short version of Jonathan, or of the cooler version, Jonathon. Jon is the most amazing person in this world. If you got yourself a Jon, you can call yourself the luckiest. He is kind and always tries to make sure that his friends are okay. Jon will care for you and will try cheer you up when you're sad. He has a good taste in memes and also in food. Jon is the most epic gamer ever, he is basically a god in video games and in many other things. Jons have a lot of good traits, but they will refuse to believe it. Jons need to appreciate themselves more. A Jon has a gentle and lovely voice, especially when singing. He has the cutest smile and the cutest laugh. His eyes are the ones you just want to stare in forever. Jon is adorable inside and outside, and if you got a Jon, appreciate him. Jon deserves the world and all the good things in it.
by Xxthot.slayerxX March 6, 2020
Get the Jonmug. An unattractive, short, flimsy male who is also known as a manipulative wangster. This type of person often tries and thinks they are unique, but they are just like every other dick; brainless and self-centered.
Girl: Shut up! You are such a Jon! Stop trying to be cool, you are not!
Boy: Be silent, I know what I am saying is cool. I am unique.
Girl: Really, I think everyone says "Bad ass" not just you
Boy: Be silent, I know what I am saying is cool. I am unique.
Girl: Really, I think everyone says "Bad ass" not just you
by Thatonegirl002 November 10, 2011
Get the Jonmug. by Glewwy February 24, 2020
Get the Jonmug. 
The Douchiest type of Douche. Nobody likes them except for them. They are the kings of living and are not afraid to call people out. Athletic Freaks.
by majorwill8 September 9, 2018
Get the “Jon”mug. by Stanley_stanley July 1, 2018
Get the Jonmug.