Joey

Coming to a full stop at an intersection that has no stop sign.
My dad pulled a Joey, and the guy behind us started honking.
by Cellly June 25, 2013
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A Feminine "male" who is girlish enough to be "metro", yet too "manly" to be gay.

Or so the Joey says. .

"Like. .Ohmigosh, he is SUCH a Joey with that man-purse of his. ."
by Anonymousasyourmom March 27, 2007
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A stupid racist and homophobic person that is probably a fuck boy but Arielle still likes him anyway because she likes fuckboys
Wow Joey is such an asshole
by 22Windows June 15, 2019
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The human equivalent of a kangaroo. Got some brawn but no brain.
Person 1: ugh he's such a Joey
Person 2: I know right? look at those arms... but where's his brain?

Person 1: definitely between his legs. In the wrong head.
by The only guy thats sane-ish September 28, 2018
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Joey is your pal.
Joey is your buddy
You: Where is everybody?
Me: Well, they're hanging out with Joey.
by pee and poop kink August 07, 2019
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A soft drink named after the first boy who requested the beverage, a Joey is much like a Shirley Temple or a Roy Rogers, but instead of Ginger Ale or Coke it’s Dr Pepper with grenadine. Essentially it’s cherry soda with even more cherry syrup added in.
“And what would you like to drink, sir?”

“I’ll have a Joey

“Sorry?”

A Joey. It’s just a Shirley Temple but with Dr Pepper”
by Reginlief May 25, 2018
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Joey:
An awesome -sister in law- who manages to pretend to like me EVERYDAY. That's a whole superpower on its own because I’m a handful x 2. ALWAYS extremely polite and smiley, A STRONG AND INDEPENDENT WOMAN who along with her sister, *SIDE NOTE* (you share clothes but have different styles, that's pretty impressive in my book, which means absolutely nothing and shouldn’t be used as a means of measurements but still) HAS 🔥 OUTFITS. A really cool human being, JOEY.
-Yasmeen, the yeetest sister in law of them all
-"She your sister-in-law?"
-"Not just my sister-in-law, that's my Joey right there, the best."
by Makan31114 November 10, 2018
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