Joneeeel

What u call a person when they don listen to u attention getter

Person1: Yo
Person2: *not listening*
Person1: U deaf or sumn bruh?
Person2: *still not listenin’*
Person1: Joneeeel
Person2: Oh sry what was that?!

by $t00p1d March 20, 2019

Jodie

The man your girl goes to for attention while you’re locked up

My homie left a voicemail and said he caught my girl out with a Jodie last night

by realesttoeverdoit May 27, 2019

Jodermy

The most heinous of sexual positions. It is so wet, so vile, so sensual. Prepare for extreme sensations of pleasure and repulsion all wrapped into one extreme package.

"Hey bro, guess what we did last night."
"What"
"Jodermy"
"Whoa... that's epic"

by RockRobot November 5, 2020

Jodiesexual

People who are attracted to Jodie Comer

Parents: Are you bisexual

Me: No I’m Jodiesexual

by Villanelle January 4, 2021

Jadeen

A cool girl who is too cool to be a mother. She's strong and will beat any bitch for you. Probably likes sports and has commitment issues.

"Why doesn't Jadeen want to have children?"
"Dude she's way too cool to waste her life as a mother."

by davidharvey9 November 26, 2021

Jodes

the perfect nickname for a captain, typically a gay captain for a guy called Ben. Jodes likes to do rowing as a sport.

drop the anchor Jodes, can't let the boat drift away in the current!

by Tyler Babess February 21, 2020

jodie marsh

A woman who will do absolutly anything to get tits in the paper. Anything to distract your from that hideous nose...

Deciding that if Jordan can do I'm A Celebrity, she'd go on The Games. Talk about cut-price, bargain basement...

by Lee Bryan March 11, 2005