jobber 

A loser; One who does things for people just to jock their nuts and fit in.

"Damn, he bought the whole crew Taco Bell? He's just trying to fit in. Fuckin' jobber."

jobber by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 20, 2008

Joobies 

The lovely bosoms of a lovely Jewish lady.

"i'm dating miriam schwartz! it's a double win - my parents will approve and she has nice joobies!"

Joobies by Anne Copperdink December 15, 2008

jobber 

Someone who focuses on the art of not getting fired or doing just the bare minimum at their chosen profession rather that working hard because they are truly driven to make whatever they are working on or for better. Large corporations are safe havens for jobbers, they focus on being there on time and not causing problems as well as passing work to others while striving to do the bare minimum amount of work to retain their job. Any system that favors employees for anything other than performance is probably a jobber safe haven. The jobbers joy in life is non existent as they probably hate their profession which turns what was an otherwise useful human into a worthless hunk of meat waiting to die. This lack of joy often drives them to work against non jobbers as it is in their best interests to keep their work environment free of non jobbers so they can stay hidden. Their hiding skills are those of looking busy, sounding smart, and doing nothing. Many jobbers walk a fine line between being discovered as being a jobber and having to do actual work, which is strictly forbidden by jobber code. If you hate your job, you are a jobber and probably suck at life.

Jobbers are often inept at their professions.

P.J. is trying to scare management out of assigning him something which will require a lot of work. He makes up a reason why it technically cant be done or is too dangerous but he actually has no idea what he is talking about, nor does he care. P.J. has successfully prevented himself from doing work and made his job less productive. P.J. is president of the Jobbers of America Club.

jobber by TheOfficeAvenger October 17, 2009

rim jobber 

One who likes to slide their tongue along the inner contours of the sphincter.

Go and fuck yourself, u filthy rim jobber!

rim jobber by Jessicka Graham March 31, 2003

Rim Jobbian 

A proud and prosperous people from Southern Mesopotamia known for their proficiency at oral-anal sex. Now a days a man or woman known for their excellence in giving and receiving "Rim." Some one good at licking anus for pleasure of their partner.

That Hayley was quite the Rim jobbian, yeah bro she gave a mean rim.

Rim Jobbian by blacklotusup May 6, 2010

joobie 

an unofficial SI unit measuring wackiness.

that guy made a wacky face and gained 67 joobies!!!

joobie by joobologist October 20, 2009

JABBIE 

A super cute couple with singer Jack Avery and social media influencer Gabriela Gonzalez. Hopefully they stay together forever because they are the cutest couple you will ever see.❤️

Omg JABBIE are super cute together!!❤️

JABBIE by Wdw_jonahmarais616 May 11, 2018