jobby jabber

The word "Jobby" coming from the Scottish for shit/poo, a "Jobby Jabber" concerns the act of sneaking up behind a friend/foe while pressing both hands together into a "praying" position, then forcibly ramming pointed fingers up the (fully clothed) arse of said friend/foe, shouting "JOBBY JABBER!". Remember to run away to avoid violent repurcussions; laughing is optional.

"AAAAAAGH! NOBODY JOBBY JABS ME AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!"

by Unwept, the Lone Magpie September 19, 2005

jobby jabber

jobby is a word from scottish slang which is another word for shit or crap or w/e therefor a jobby- jabber is a gay guy who likes to jab jobby aka (shit) with his penis aka (dick,cock,willy)

Sarah: "I really like James do you think I should ask him for his number?"
Jane: "Nah I wouldn't he looks like a jobby jabber "

by BlahBlahMouth January 20, 2009

Mouth Jobbies

When you eat more mash potatoes than your stomach can handle then wash it down with copious amounts of Guinness until you are sick.

The mash potatoes and Guinness when being sick will come out like Jobbies hence mouth jobbies

Hey Beth let mash up these tatties and spark the Guinness I fancy doing mouth jobbies tonight

by CSLMouthJobbieAppreciationSoci April 27, 2022

jobby jouster

one who jousts jobbies, a poop stabber, homosexual. Jobby is a UK slang for shit, jouster..a poker or prodder

that guy is such a jobby jouster

by wordworm2013 October 4, 2013

a big jobby

1. A large brown solid that makes its exit from a creatures body through the anus.

2. David Becham

1. I just did a big jobby

2. I hate david becham for he is a jobby, in fact he's a big jobby.

by McKean February 14, 2007

jobbies on toast

Toast with a delicious condiment that is human feces

woman: im hungry!!
man: have some jobbies on toast , its so delicious mmmmm

by shmelliottmack September 27, 2010

Jobby Farmer

(jobby) farmer. A person who farms jobbies, as in likes rear doors

lee and brian your such jobby farmers!!!

by littlemisskyuss June 1, 2007