The word "Jobby" coming from the Scottish for shit/poo, a "Jobby Jabber" concerns the act of sneaking up behind a friend/foe while pressing both hands together into a "praying" position, then forcibly ramming pointed fingers up the (fully clothed) arse of said friend/foe, shouting "JOBBY JABBER!". Remember to run away to avoid violent repurcussions; laughing is optional.
by Unwept, the Lone Magpie August 29, 2005
jobby is a word from scottish slang which is another word for shit or crap or w/e therefor a jobby- jabber is a gay guy who likes to jab jobby aka (shit) with his penis aka (dick,cock,willy)
Sarah: "I really like James do you think I should ask him for his number?"
Jane: "Nah I wouldn't he looks like a jobby jabber "
Jane: "Nah I wouldn't he looks like a jobby jabber "
by BlahBlahMouth January 20, 2009
When you eat more mash potatoes than your stomach can handle then wash it down with copious amounts of Guinness until you are sick.
The mash potatoes and Guinness when being sick will come out like Jobbies hence mouth jobbies
The mash potatoes and Guinness when being sick will come out like Jobbies hence mouth jobbies
by CSLMouthJobbieAppreciationSoci April 27, 2022
one who jousts jobbies, a poop stabber, homosexual. Jobby is a UK slang for shit, jouster..a poker or prodder
by wordworm2013 October 04, 2013
by McKean February 14, 2007
by shmelliottmack September 26, 2010
'Adam Sandler did not realize the man had found the click remote, he called it the 'dick jobbie' device.'
by RichardJobbie May 25, 2021