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by kaheehee October 18, 2020
Get the joneth mug.Janet is the source of all information and knowledge for humans within The Good Place, and she can also provide them with any object as requested. Janet has a boundless void into which she often retreats. Janet is used primarily as a personal assistant by the residents of The Good Place. Most people summon her by saying 'Hey, Janet' or ‘Janet‘. and she then appears with a cheerful BING noise to help you with any request. (she also have a Doodoo sound when she leaves)
Janet is neither a human nor an Eternal Being, but rather an anthropomorphized vessel of knowledge; akin to an Artificial Intelligence. Furthermore, she is not a robot, nor is she a girl, and she politely points these out whenever anyone mistakes her for being either one. However, Janet uses she/her pronouns.
As stated by Janet, she is very high in potassium, like a banana.
She does not have skin.
-- She is basically what Siri would look like if Siri had a human form and no need to have access to internet to function.
See also, The good place for more information on Janet's powers and amazingness
Other version include:
OG Janet
Bad Janet
Neutral Janet
Disco Janet
Derek
Janet is neither a human nor an Eternal Being, but rather an anthropomorphized vessel of knowledge; akin to an Artificial Intelligence. Furthermore, she is not a robot, nor is she a girl, and she politely points these out whenever anyone mistakes her for being either one. However, Janet uses she/her pronouns.
As stated by Janet, she is very high in potassium, like a banana.
She does not have skin.
-- She is basically what Siri would look like if Siri had a human form and no need to have access to internet to function.
See also, The good place for more information on Janet's powers and amazingness
Other version include:
OG Janet
Bad Janet
Neutral Janet
Disco Janet
Derek
Jason: I love you girl
Janet: Not a girl :)
CHIDI-JANET: So, where are we, exactly? We’re not on Earth, right?
JANET: That’s correct, Chidi-Janet, you’re not. Your real bodies dematerialized when you entered my void, and your essences reconstituted themselves in this form.
CHIDI-JANET: Cool, cool. And when you say “void”...?
JANET: I mean a subdimension outside of space
and time, at the nexus of consciousness and matter, tethered to my essence. Does that help?
CHIDI-JANET: It does not help. Makes it way worse. I just wanna lie down. Where is down?!
Janet: Not a girl :)
CHIDI-JANET: So, where are we, exactly? We’re not on Earth, right?
JANET: That’s correct, Chidi-Janet, you’re not. Your real bodies dematerialized when you entered my void, and your essences reconstituted themselves in this form.
CHIDI-JANET: Cool, cool. And when you say “void”...?
JANET: I mean a subdimension outside of space
and time, at the nexus of consciousness and matter, tethered to my essence. Does that help?
CHIDI-JANET: It does not help. Makes it way worse. I just wanna lie down. Where is down?!
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