Dirk Jensen

A man who sucks penis. Occasionally swallowing the ensuing semen. Gross. A total homosexual.

That guy looks like such a Dirk Jensen.

by trentw.604 August 29, 2009

jensen

extremely large negro, opposite of bensen

omg look at that jensen i bet he's got a gun

by tek5 February 26, 2010

jen jen

Pronounced "jjjjen jjjjen"

A dribbling window licker that is incapable of simple sat nav directions. She will take you round a roundabout so many times you disappear up your own arsehole. Often of a Bi (polar) orientation. Approach with caution.

Look at that nutter going round in circles, crying, licking her car window.....what a JEN JEN!

by Devonman April 23, 2019

Jensen

1) Of or pertaining to an awful, putrid smell
2) A smell combining the odors of pipe tobacco, rancid skim milk, and incense.
3) A large mess made in conjunction with the kitchen, living room, and laundry room.

-Much to my dismay I went downstairs a realized there was a huge Jensen.
-After rolling in trash the bum smelled of a Jensen-esque odor.
-Eating Indian food might result in having to take a huge Jensen.

by Jason Proctor December 14, 2008

Jensen Weber

A smart person who has no sense of humour whats so ever and would fuck Chewbacca and R2-D2 if she had the chance

Such a Jensen Weber

by KENNY THE THICCC BOI January 6, 2018

Jensen

Seems to be smart but actually have some mental problems.

Kid A: Joe is so smart!
Kid B: He is just a Jensen.

by M3M3K1NG October 30, 2019

A Jensen

A corporate term describing an individual within a large corporation who continues to further their career without ever achieving success.

The new Vice President is A Jensen.

by Big Daddy USA May 12, 2008