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Jen Lampe 

1. Jen Lampe, don't confuse this term for a normal name, it's actually an acronym for Just Everything Naturally Lame And Markedly Plain, Extremely. Things that it does, things that it wants, and even its is decidedly lame and plain.

2. A slang term for a generic Cola
1. "Look over there it's a plain jane."
"A what?"
"Oh I mean a Jen Lampe"

2. Goodnews is that this is by far the cheapest I've had, but Jen Lampe's taste is fairly below average.
Jen Lampe by LEUGIMNAYRB May 1, 2011
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jen test 

when one forgets pre cleaning cleaning, and their are items left on the floor that will put your vacuum to the ultimate test in suction. the jen test.
if you are vacuuming and your vacuum fails to suck up say socks, earrings, rocks, small children, then it is not a true vacuum and you have been ripped off. if your vacuum can withstand the jen test, all of these things will disapear.
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Jen Twitty 

A Jen Twitty is someone who is an illegitimate child to country singer Conway Twitty. We all know that as famous as he was, his "influence" was spread all over the world. He was married 3 times, but wasn't limited to those ladies alone. A Jen Twitty also doesn't realize that she's a long lost child, but a good Conway fan knows how to spot them. Too bad he never cared to love them too.
"What a lovely perm fro that girl has." -Geoffrey

"You mean Jen Twitty? She gets it from her dad." -Hans

"I've seen her dad, he has a bowl cut." -Geoffrey

"Not that guy, her real dad is Conway Twitty." -Hans

"Oh...I can see that." -Geoffrey

Jen Ken po 

Cun in hand and then say jen ken po then with the expression of an turned on kisoka you finger her then punch her in the face the slap her with your cum filled hand
Last nigh I pulled a jen ken pon on susan
Jen Ken po by Baconmakon500 January 2, 2021

Jen T-ing 

To leave work right as soon as your end time hits. To promptly leave down to the second the time card hits your end shift time.
Can't wait to be done work. I'm totally Jen T-ing it out of here.
Jen T-ing by hahah091 January 26, 2023

jen lew lew 

a sporty, stylin, well rounded all american dream girl. doesnt give a heck what others think of her.
do me like a jen lew lew would

aced the test! k den jen lew lew

you gots da curves like a jen lew lew

you rocked dat like a jen lew lew

slappin dat booty like a jen lew lew

mackin on some biddies like a pro jen lew lew
jen lew lew by john peepee October 21, 2009

jen ventura 

a very pretty girl. she always has guys in love with her. they are just too nervous to tell her. she falls in love, a lot. everyone falls for her. she is a very likable person. she is funny, cute, and extremely nice. she also feels alone, so just go up to her and give her a big hug! she will fall in marry a guy named david, sean, or vincent. so look out for them! overall, she is a great person!
oh, look! it's jen ventura! the girl with the amazing personality.
jen ventura by hott stuffff October 23, 2011