Jehovah's Witnesses Zone

A long stretch of houses (at least one block) without any Christmas lights, the absence of which suggests the possibility of there being a large concentration of Jehovah's Witnesses living in that area.

Person 1: Do you want to drive down that street?

Person 2: Nah, nobody has any lights up; must be a Jehovah's Witnesses Zone.

by Danny Mew December 27, 2011

Jehovah Witness Proof

To fortify your home with a large fence and locked gate to prevent Jehovah's Witnesses from showing up at your front door unanounced to promote their beliefs and pester people at any given time.

It sure has been peaceful lately since we "Jehovah Witness Proofed" our yard, now nobody can get to our front door and we can sleep in without getting disturbed anymore!

by Warnhubb May 18, 2008

Jehovah's Witness walk

Slow, purposeful type of walk from a person who needs something from you in a hurry, like a work project.

I could tell that Mrs. Perez needs her work scanned in---the paper she's holding and Jehovah's Witness walk tell me that without my asking.

by pentozali December 30, 2009

Jehovah’s Witness

Liar

You’re a Jehovah’s Witness

by Vespers mum October 12, 2025

The jehovah witness

While spooning it keeps getting hard even though it is not the intention, ie. before insertion or after.

Damn, we have The jehovah witness and he’s knockin at the front door again!

Looks like The jehovah witness is at the back door. Well I hope it goes away!

by Krispy squirrel 1802 August 31, 2023

Jehovah's Witnesses

A secret organization that spies on and targets people for their feminism and their machist purposes.

I hate the Jehovah's Witnesses, and so it gives me nausea.

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

Jehovah Witness

A type of people refuse blood transfusions and die.

I will never get a blood transfusion ITS AGAINST MY RELIGION
A jehovah witness is a person that goes door to door to spread others to their cult.

by EdelieMoloney69420 June 23, 2022