Daytime Janitors

Them little cleaning people at theatres who are only good at cleaning things like restrooms and lobbies. They like to call themselves Ushers, but we all know what's under that shiznit.
(Especially those working at Tinseltown in El Paso)

-The toilet is clogged yo.
-Well just call one of those lazy daytime janitors, they clean as good as your mom.

by Michael December 5, 2004

Janitor

To be a hypocritical fascist thug controlling every aspect of his "citizen's" lives and banning those he dislikes for no given reason. An asshole of the highest order and a really boring idiot in terms of discussion.

"Saddam Hussein is such a big Janitor."

by Ponce DeLeon February 18, 2003

janitles

Doing or having the ability to work in a chaotic environment, often with no knowledge of their circumstances.

Jerry the janitor has janitles, he kept working his shift despite the building catching fire.

by shetheepdude September 10, 2023

Janitor's Surprise

A sexual act taking place in the janitor's closet, often intercourse, causing the janitor to be quite shocked if he happens to open the door while the two are doing it.

Guy 1: You won't believe what happened yesterday!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Stacy wanted to have sex, but we were in school, so we did it right in the closet. It was a real janitor's surprise!

by gogglyeyed October 26, 2013

Janitize

The acts involved with being a janitor or custodian. The verb of the profession.

"I can't come to the party, I have to Janitize all night long."

"I janitized all day, so I realty need a shower."

by CatstodianKatie April 16, 2016

janitzelena

A girl who is creative,shy,goofy,beautiful,loves art(photography,painting,fashion)hates her body and thinks she’s ugly but in reality she’s gorgeous,different,doesn’t care if someone doesn’t like her she’ll will still be herself,has a lot of trouble communicating with her family and some friends,a crybaby but is a great friend,you can trust.

“Jani you are so creative,you have talent “ “Your such a great friend janitzelena,I love you🧡”

by ButterscotchxxxElianny May 23, 2018

Janito

Janito was an ancient warrior that terrorized places around the school of EIC

Oh no, Janito stole all of Alboran’s medals!

by S the Dictionary May 5, 2018