Adam James

Absolute DILF. Adam James is 6'8", 210 lbs, biceps bigger than your face and he even benches more than the world record holder, Nugget. He also acquires all of the 3 H's. Hot, Hunky, and Humbleness. Steer clear from Adam if you are with your girl, he will yeehaw 2-step his way over to steal your girl. Don't even get me started on his auto-aim, it will blast you to the next century.

Cowboy: "I can't wait to take my girl to the saloon tonight."
Sheriff: "NO! DON'T GO! ADAM JAMES IS GOING TO BE THERE!"

by Peaenut July 23, 2019

serf and james

A serf and james is the next and upcoming fad. In reality self expression was never a fad in the first place. this places serf and james on another realm of existence.

People try to reap off the awesomeness of serf and james becoming 10x's kewler. These people may be fans of the serf and james life style or they may just be groupies who love em' booty.

Man, you hear/saw that, it's totally serf and james.

My bro really loves his cd, serf and james style. :P

Serf and james makes me feel awesome. <3

Rawr, serf and james! :3

Serf and james is kewl dat' yo!

That serf and james wins over any poon anyday!

before:
I can't wait to go see serf and james.

after:
"OMG I JUST SAW SERF AND JAMES!" *excited and 10x's kewler*

It's kewl.. but nothing like serf and james.

by Branwen January 17, 2009

James Charles

WTF is that a clown??
Basically he could be in IT instead of Pennywise

Little Kid: Dad I think there’s something in my closet!
Dad: I don’t think so, I’ll check. (Walks over to closet and opens it up and sees James Charles with 10x too much makeup)
James Charles: HI SISTERS!!
Dad and Child: Aaahhh

by SeemlyManatee13 May 17, 2019

maynard james keenan

Lead singer of bands: Tool and A Perfect Circle. very talented, perhaps one of the best rock vocalists ever, and writes some really deep lyrics as well. While many complain that he doesnt appreciate his fans, he claims that he doesnt want to hear millions of people constantly praising his work because he thinks it will eventually make him and the band lazy and discontinue to produce the top quality music they do and slump down to being a mediocre band. but he is appreciative if you pay attention, if you ever goto concerts thats usually where he takes a little time to thank the fans. i went to one in New York and he stated, "sometimes we forget why we do this. theres so much bullshit in this business. so thank you for reminding us tonight why we do this"

Maynard James Keenan

by Dan January 14, 2005

maynard james keenan

The best artist bar none. Maynard
combines a powerful lyrical set with
harmonicly chilling vocals. An amazing
artist.

example.... ?

by glaive December 27, 2003

James Bond Shower

When one showers in hot water, then rinses in ice cold water right before turning off the faucet.

I took a James Bond Shower today... It made my hair shiny and it flushed away lactic acid in my muscles!

by iammeyo February 21, 2011

LeFail James

The new name for the supposed 'Chosen one' who can't win big games. This 'next MJ' will only be compared to MJ because of his jersey number(23), stats, and awards. This is also the same guy that makes up excuses as a saftey net (see lebron's elbow).

Person 1: hey did you watch the cavs-celtics series?

Person 2: yea man the cavs shoulda won it all with the wealth of talent of the 2009-2010 cavs.

Person 1: yea too bad LeFail James can't play well in the clutch, you know on account of his 'injured elbow'....

by StringingTerror May 17, 2010