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Janus

Person 1: wow have you seen Pieter's ass?
person 2: yeah you can almost say hes got a Janus.

other example
person 1: I couldnt see the bosrd at school today when John stood up.
Person 2: Yeah thats cause hes got a Janus
by Laurasexgod January 17, 2024
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Janus

Person 1: wow have you seen Pieter's ass?
person 2: yeah you can almost say hes got a Janus.

other example
person 1: I couldnt see the bosrd at school today when John stood up.
Person 2: Yeah thats cause hes got a Janus
by Laurasexgod January 17, 2024
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Jahnasi

Jahnasi is a name of Indian origin, often associated with the moon. It is believed to represent a very good girl or a virtuous woman. Jahnasi is a name that exudes grace and mystique, embodying qualities of elegance, wisdom, and purity. Derived from Indian origins, it symbolizes a celestial connection, often associated with the moon's serene beauty. Jahnasi represents a person of exceptional character, someone who radiates positivity and possesses a gentle yet strong spirit.
Jahnasi is a person who represents shining and fantastic moon.
by articbabyissexy February 14, 2024
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JANUS

That is so freaking Janus
by Bob dove June 28, 2024
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Janusz biznesu

A stereotypical Polish small-time businessman or self-made entrepreneur who believes he’s always right and above everyone else, running his business according to his own, usually unprofessional and often comical rules. Characterized by lack of class, pettiness, greed, and a disregard for social or ethical standards, a "janusz biznesu" frequently embarrasses himself and those around him with his crude behavior and questionable decisions. He embodies the „new money” hustler—someone who ignores basic manners and any sense of professional culture.

This is a frequent meme archetype in Polish internet culture, mocking the absurdity and grotesque side of local “business folklore.”
A classic example: a public scandal where a businessman snatches a signed cap from a child at a sports event. Calling such a person a "Polish millionaire" or "CEO" (as English-language media did about Piotr Szczerek) completely misses the point—"janusz biznesu" is the only label that perfectly fits this brand of zero-class entrepreneurship in Poland.
My boss just took all the tips for himself—total janusz biznesu vibes.

My boss demanded we bring our own toilet paper to work—classic Janusz biznesu behavior.
by Meluco Copi August 31, 2025
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Dirty Janus

A fuckboi who will smash the clitoris til it explode and then swallow all the liquid
I slept with a dirty Janus and he ate my pussy
by Sugarbearthingzz May 31, 2022
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