Jannes Van Winden

A woman with a thicccccc boottttyyyyy. You honestly cant keep your dick in your pants around her.

You just know she gon be a MILF! A bit stinky tho
person 1: Bro the elevator was so full this morning couldnt even get in :(

person 2: Mustve been in there with a Jannes Van Winden

other example

person 1: Bruh something is blocking my view

*takes a couple steps back*

ohhhhhhh its that girl with a big dump truck

person 2: you mean Jannes Van Winden?
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Janus

Person 1: wow have you seen Pieter's ass?
person 2: yeah you can almost say hes got a Janus.

other example
person 1: I couldnt see the bosrd at school today when John stood up.
Person 2: Yeah thats cause hes got a Janus
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Janus

Person 1: wow have you seen Pieter's ass?
person 2: yeah you can almost say hes got a Janus.

other example
person 1: I couldnt see the bosrd at school today when John stood up.
Person 2: Yeah thats cause hes got a Janus
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