Jade

Jade is athletic, tall, and smart. She will make you laugh in the hardest times and will never let you down. She has many friends and is liked by many.
Jade is a BEAST!
by NOSEBEST July 18, 2018
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A common stig of the dump.
Usually has short dark brown hair with green skin and purple eyes.
'Jade is such a stig.'

'There's always a horrible smell when Jade is around.'
by Cba. May 14, 2007
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Jade is such a cute little squash but she often spends time on things that aren't important like "why do cats meow" and also does things that aren't important like TAKING A FREAKING 6 HOURS

Is generally bad
But is quite charming
Did you hear what that cutie Jade said the other day? She spent six hours in the bath, like how do you do that?!?
by Patty Walters January 07, 2017
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The most amazing and helpful person you'll ever meet. Her eyes sparkles when she looks at u abd she just gives u a warm feeling inside not to mention her natural beauty . She always makes u happy and is the funniest person to be around, not to mention goofy. This is someone u definitely wouldn't wanna lose.
Friend : see that, thats my friend Jade
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Jade is a very smart, funny, caring, beautiful but sexy female she’s kinda tall usually has brown hair brown eyes. She’s very sweet and fun to be around, she’s a complete weirdo but doesn’t care. If you mess with her friends or family she will literally rock your sh*t but of course she warns you. She always thinks she’s ugly when she really isn’t. She makes mistakes but learns from it, say one wrong thing to her your losing her. She’s just all around amazing and you need one. Jades are also usually Virgo’s. A lot of dudes like jade she’s very hot and popular. Her family is crazy so if you mess with her the family’s coming in! She’s also a baddie ;)
Guy 1: hey wanna hang out?
Guy 2: no sorry man I’m hanging out with my girlfriend jade....
Guy 1: awh man I need to find myself a jade :/
Guy 2: already got myself a hot one ;)
by Http://unknown February 21, 2019
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Jade is an intelligent, fine, and a girl with a fat ass. She's average height, athletic, and smart. Whenever the boys see her they scream her name.
CJ: Damm who is that?
Jalen: That's Jade.
CJ: She soo fine.
Jalen: Yeeaaa I no
by kApAloT November 30, 2019
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A beautiful charming girl, she’ll light up your world when your upset or sad up she’s sexy and so kind :)

Also my girlfriend's name c:
Person 1: ah yes jade, she’s kind

Person 2: yes, I agree she lights up my world
by Pog :) June 04, 2021
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