christmas jingle

an annoying song related to the holidays that gets stuck in your head against your will.

my version of a popular christmas jingle:

Oh the weather outside is shitty,
and the heat's broke, what a pity,
and I dont see any po po
so smak a Ho smack a Ho smack a Ho!!!

by jacko113 December 16, 2010

Jingle Scoot

Another term for an Ice Cream truck

“Guys, grab your cash, the Jingle Scoot is coming down the road!”

by Jingle_Scoot_Lover <3 May 31, 2020

Jingle-Hole

Term to be used during the holiday shopping season. Similar to asshole, but defines holiday shopping crazies or people in general who get in your way.

Get out of my fucking way you jingle-hole.

by geoffok December 1, 2010

Jingle Jerk

When you jerk off on Christmas Eve

“Yo Mark I did a jingle jerk this Christmas and my mom almost walked in on me”
“Well you’re lucky, she walked in on me jingle jerking last year!”

by Gamergranny December 25, 2018

Jingle-bomb

The infliction of a irritating jingle or phrase that constantly loops in ones brain.

That dude just jingle-bombed me with that tune from the happy meal spot. I can't get it out of my head now.

by jimmotastic! March 23, 2010

jingle toe

An acute debilitating disease of the foot, common among the elf community, that results in the curving of the toes to accommodate the shape of the “official” elf shoe.

I had to take a few days off from Santa's workshop because of this damn jingle toe.

by eddie the elf November 20, 2009

jingle nuts

one who does something so obnoxious, others are at a loss for words when trying to find some name to call him.

Stop being such a jingle nuts and just open the closet the right way rather than trying to head butt it open.

Justin you are a real jingle nuts.

by Wood May 13, 2005