A person to be feared like God. Jamaican Mothers have special bonds with leather belts. Any problem can be fixed with the belt. Rumor has it, the belt is valued more than their own child. They defend their actions with the bible.
Average Mom : Hey, where are you going?
Child : None of your business...i'll be back later
Average Mom : Okay...(tells herself it's only a phase the child is going through)
Jamaican Mother : Hey, where are you going?
Child : None of your business...i'll be back later
Jamaican Mother : *grabs the largest and thickest belt in the closet and continuously beats you like a slave*
Jamaican Mother : WHO *whips you* DO YOU *whips you* THINK *whips you* YOUR *whips you* TALKING *whips you* TO
Child : *while flailing on the ground* I'm sorry! Please stop!!
Jamaican Mother : *Doesn't stop until tired or until someone pleads for her to stop*
Jamaican Mother : "With hold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell." Proverbs 23:13-14
Child : None of your business...i'll be back later
Average Mom : Okay...(tells herself it's only a phase the child is going through)
Jamaican Mother : Hey, where are you going?
Child : None of your business...i'll be back later
Jamaican Mother : *grabs the largest and thickest belt in the closet and continuously beats you like a slave*
Jamaican Mother : WHO *whips you* DO YOU *whips you* THINK *whips you* YOUR *whips you* TALKING *whips you* TO
Child : *while flailing on the ground* I'm sorry! Please stop!!
Jamaican Mother : *Doesn't stop until tired or until someone pleads for her to stop*
Jamaican Mother : "With hold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell." Proverbs 23:13-14
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Travis was Receiving the Jamaican Whirlpool for his 20th birthday.
If this hoe dont pay me she will be expecting the Jamaican whirlpool for dinner.
If this hoe dont pay me she will be expecting the Jamaican whirlpool for dinner.
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by kyo reject February 17, 2009
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Dude 1: My girl gives the best jamaican nose jobs! Her blood feels amazing on my cock!
Dude 2: Is that why her nose is so fucked up?
Dude 2: Is that why her nose is so fucked up?
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