Jmos the shark

Jmos the shark is a dangerous killing machine and you would never want to be seen near him

Oh no it’s jmos the shark we gotta run

Jmos the shark is a killing machine!

by Jmos the shark February 27, 2022

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The complete opposite of emo, comes from the founder of the JMO Institute of Little Losers, Jonathan Moore. A person whos a JMO is the complete opposite of a emo, instead of being suicidal they are happy and find fun in the littlest of things. And instead of writing crappy poetry and suicide notes and blogs, they read them and laugh out loud and then go burn down an elderly house.

No matter what you do can bring them down to an emo level. Even hooking a car battery up to thier balls/ovaries and shocking them. Trust us, we have tried. Now if only Jesus was a JMO.

Dude that guy took a shot to the balls and laughed! Thats a JMO!

by Grinspork April 13, 2006

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JMO(jerk me off)...used while texting only to slutly chicks that live by a high school

jmo™ by arozak

ex 1 when sending a text message(sexting)
-hey come over
-no
-come jmo

ex 2(JACK) Hey don't you live right near pine ridge and strudel street.
(JILL) Yeah right next to the school
(JACK) Thats cool can i stop by later and your mom can make waffle p.s. you can jmo after

by arozak March 25, 2010

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abreviation for -AYYE JERK ME OFF!!!!!!- must be said very loud and accompianied by the JMO hand gesture in someones ear.
from mon don high school 2004

AYE RAT BOY JMO- at this point you would make an obscen gesture into the persons ear for added insult

by OL DIRTY KYLE January 19, 2005

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