I-Ready

A torture device worse than water-boarding designed by 60-something shit heads in the government to """teach""" children by treating them like 5-year olds. What the fuck was going through these out of touch asshole's heads when they made this slow piece of shit that assumes you have an IQ of 70? Who the fuck knows but your teacher just told to get out your piece of shit 2011 Chromebooks and do 8 lessons of I-Ready, SO GET BACK TO WORK!

Teacher: "All right class, I couldn't be bothered to teach you anything today and couldn't give a fuck about your education so we're going to be doing some I-Ready!"
Student A: "Anybody have a rope?"
Student B: "No but I have a knife we can use to slit our throats!"
Student A: "Great!"
Students A and B: *fucking kills themselves*
Teacher: "Huh, wonder why they did that?"

by LemonLime8080 March 7, 2024

I-ready

One of the few torture methods that's still completely legal in all 50 states.

Alright class, now let's do some I-Ready.

by Quonkleboi March 18, 2024

I-ready

A terrible platform where children go to "learn" things that they already are learning in class which makes them extremely sad and makes the rest of the day worse

Alright class let's get on i-ready.

by Korletonix March 21, 2024

I Ready Test

Retarded test made for making kids wanna kill themselves and the teachers that assigned it.

student 1"hey man we gotta do the I Ready Test ya heard?
student 2" ah now i gotta kill myself.

by Smartiesmokerr April 14, 2024

Ireddy

Ireddy means to be Wonderful and always get the Huzz ( girls ) they usually have extreme rizz and are very sigma with 100 percent fluffy hair

It could also mean you are ready

You are Ireddy

Are you ready Ireddy

by Bobpopadom December 5, 2024

ireadsu

pretty shit at criminalty

bros bad like ireadsu

by anonymous March 2, 2025

Ireayomiwole

1. A master manipulator in disguise — makes you feel like the center of the universe while juggling side quests in other girls’ DMs.
2. A chronic cheater with the emotional depth of a teaspoon and the loyalty of a Wi-Fi signal in a basement.
3. Gaslights you into thinking you’re crazy, then plays victim when caught — all while standing confidently at a shaky 5’10” (on a good day, in Air Forces).
4. Will ruin your peace and still stalk your socials like you’re the one that got away. Spoiler: you are.

“I thought he was the one… turns out he was just another Ireayomiwole — minus the height, the loyalty, and the decency.”

by kneezur10706 May 5, 2025