1. A master manipulator in disguise — makes you feel like the center of the universe while juggling side quests in other girls’ DMs.
2. A chronic cheater with the emotional depth of a teaspoon and the loyalty of a Wi-Fi signal in a basement.
3. Gaslights you into thinking you’re crazy, then plays victim when caught — all while standing confidently at a shaky 5’10” (on a good day, in Air Forces).
4. Will ruin your peace and still stalk your socials like you’re the one that got away. Spoiler: you are.
2. A chronic cheater with the emotional depth of a teaspoon and the loyalty of a Wi-Fi signal in a basement.
3. Gaslights you into thinking you’re crazy, then plays victim when caught — all while standing confidently at a shaky 5’10” (on a good day, in Air Forces).
4. Will ruin your peace and still stalk your socials like you’re the one that got away. Spoiler: you are.
“I thought he was the one… turns out he was just another Ireayomiwole — minus the height, the loyalty, and the decency.”
by kneezur10706 May 05, 2025