Facebook Insomniac Effect

When you're up late at night and you posts on Facebook instantly when they're posted. Essentially it's where the later you stay up, the less people post. Anything after Midnight tends to be Pages posting stupid stuff, but none of your friends actually post interesting content. So when something comes along that's actually cool, or in rare instances like when your friends actually tag you in a post or comment on your status, you get really excited and respond fast. It's a bit like a bell curve, during the day when you get a lot of notifications you're kinda like eh, whatever, and you're barely excited, but the later it gets the more exciting it gets....

It was around 4am when the Facebook Insomniac Effect happened: I was tagged in a video and I found myself bursting into flames, flames of excitement.

by delaware dongle March 25, 2013

internet insomnia

Staying up late on the computer of smart phone making it pointless to sleep, impossible even.

Bob: Why are you up so late?
Jason: Internet insomnia.

by babyhuey121794 September 23, 2013

Profile-Pic Insomniac

Someone that is constantly changing their profile picture on a social networking website such as Facebook or Twitter.

My sister is such a profile-pic insomniac. She changes her profile-pic 3 times a day.

by THeCtotheHMan January 15, 2011

Sleep horn insomnia

When you are very horny at night so you sext girls out of pure horniness

Damn Molly you must have had bad sleep horn insomnia last night I woke up to mad pussy pics

by Sleep horn master July 28, 2016

Facebook insomnia

A condition - generally found in, but not limited to, suburban teenagers - under which, afflicted persons deprive themselves of sleep in favor of repeatedly refreshing ones Facebook 'News Feed' in hopes and/or anticipation of a new 'Status Update' or 'Wall Post' from ones friends.

David: Jesus Christ! Becky, you look like shit.
Becky: Yeah I had a killer case of Facebook insomnia, didn't get to bed til 6 AM
David: Get a life, Becky.

by Pistol Palin August 31, 2010

insomnial

Adjective used to describe the state of having insomnia.

"It's 4am, how are you feeling?"
"Very insomnial."

by Tommy June 13, 2006

Insomnia

NOUN: A condition characterized by lack of the ability to sleep for prolonged periods of time, or otherwise extremely restless sleep. Often, insomniacs have trouble either falling asleep, staying asleep, or having a prolonged sleep cycle. If you're extremely unlucky, a combination of two or even all three of these characteristics can be present. Many (but not all) insomniacs tend to have underlying mental or emotional disorders that cause (or at least contribute to) the lack of sleep associated with insomnia.

Also, a pretty damn decent Stephen King novel, if you're into long reads.

Insomnia is the reason I'm writing this after 45 straight hours without sleep.

INSOMNIA (novel), however, is the reason I stopped reading books before bed.

by N00berson McGee February 21, 2013