intoxified

When someone who doesn't drink wants to talk about someone who is drunk, but doesn't know that the actual word is intoxicated.

He couldn't drive me home because he was intoxified.

by Starr T. September 16, 2008

intoxigayted

a term used for straight females who turn lesbian from to much alcohol

Sue: look at cindy shes trying to kiss rachel and her boyfriend is just watching and smiling, shes so intoxigayted.

by bootha October 27, 2008

intoxifuckated

The feeling of dread you still sense when drowning your sorrows in hard liquor , still does,nt erase the pain of the awful realization that your investment
shares have been rendered worthless , by a
mountain of toxic debt .

I feel totally intoxifuckated - these shares are,nt worth the Goddam paper there
printed on ! .

by E - FUMBLER March 23, 2009

intexticated

Result of texting on your cellphone while driving.

Oh shit! That guy's intexticated! He gonna run right into that telephone pole!

by Klite49 August 23, 2012

Intextidation

To intimidate someone via a text message. This is usually utilized by people with no balls to intimidate in person.

That guy is a pussy, he can't intimidate in person, he using intextidation to try to scare me.

by Woodysunltd April 19, 2009

Intoxibrated

An amalgamation of the words inebriated and intoxicated to indicate extreme alcohol imbibement.

K: Those texts messages you sent me last night were ridiculous.

A: Yeah know, I was intoxibrated.

by AbigailMaraihWoods September 28, 2009

Intoximoron

Function: Noun.

Inflected forms: plural Intoximorons (people) Intoximora (figures of speech)

Also Intoxymoron

1) Person who does contradictory, or self-defeating things when inebriated.

2) An accidental figure of speech that combines normally contradictory terms, created under the influence of intoxicants.

Buffy's such an intoximoron. She drunk dialed that psycho ex of hers from the bar last night.

by sheikhyerbooty December 4, 2009