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Initiatory Text Ratio

When a texter sends the first text, usually along the lines of "Hey what's up?? :)", this is known as the initiatory text. Through comparing the average number of initiatory texts sent by two participants to each other, an initiatory text ratio can be determined. The ITR is a clear indicator of who is the more interested of the two. If for every five initiatory texts you send, there is usually one in return, the ITR is 5:1 in the textee's favor, and you're just not in good shape. Ideally a 1:1 ratio is reached, but only in the most compatible of relationships. The ITR is on the same level of dependability as the theory of gravity itself.
"Dude, how are things going with Amanda???"

"Not good, the Initiatory Text Ratio is around 15:1, i might as well give up now,"

"I don't blame ya bro, the ITR never fails."
by matt160 January 28, 2009
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the initial game

To refer to someone by their first initial followed by "word", made to seem like a bad word.

Used mockingly to refer to a person when use of that name may cause retribution.
Ex: The J-Word.
Person 1: So, the K-word and I are going to go to the movies...
Person 2: I see you're playing the initial game, your parents still don't like kevin?
Person 1: nah.
by Twisted Iniquity January 27, 2009
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stepped in it

refers to getting oneself into a predicament that isn't easily resolved, as if one stepped in cow dung.
"Man, I really stepped in it when I signed this contract!"

"You really stepped in it when you criticized your boss in that meeting today."
by tech.witch January 5, 2012
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put your foot in it

when someone says you put your foot in somethin, that means you know how to cook whateva 'it' is, well
mmm. yo mama's frie dchicken is off da chain! you know she put her foot in it!
by yay area baby June 3, 2005
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Put a dick in it

A way of telling someone to shut up, "it" referring to your mouth, as in "put a sock in it", however this one is more vulgar as it also implies "suck my penis", also a way of telling someone to "fuck off".
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PUT A DICK IN IT!
by CedricDoodlehopper July 3, 2015
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initiative

Having the intelligence to act without the instruction of others.
Fuck it, I'm going. I'm taking initiative.
by Kryptia February 10, 2009
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Initial-D

The first time you engage in sexual activities with a female.
Yeah I gave her that initial-D last night.
by Tachena February 3, 2014
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