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information

A new term thats spreading across the US like wildfire.
Information means marijuana, and to be informed means to be high.
guy 1: "Yo dude, wanna buy some information?"
guy 2: "No thanks man, Im already informed"
by agilman September 25, 2006
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Information

Information is data that is available to humans though the normal means of perception like sight, hearing, touch and maybe others.
Information aquired my humans is knowledge, knowledge combined with experience is wisdom.
by berkut1337 October 9, 2003
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information superhighway

A cheesy, ebullient, woefully outdated term from the 90's, which means "Internet". Coined when all the people were massively wowed by the sheer awesomeness of the Intertubes. Nowadays in disuse unless you use it for comedy.
"With my brand new computer and the Internet, I have all the information I want within a single click of my mouse! If I want to find out how to look after a cat, I just have to type it in a search site, and WHAM! There it goes! How to buy a car? You can find it! Today's newspaper? You bet! Information for my daughter's chemistry paper? The Internet has it! Want to know about my son on student exchange in Norway? No problem! I just write him an e-mail, click "Send", and my letter travels all the way through the Atlantic and reaches him instantly and for free!"

You heard it: the Internet is the future of computing! Call now, and join the new Information Superhighway!
by Da_Nuke August 9, 2008
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infatuation

A.) When someone believes themselves to be in love, but deep down, knows that it isn't true love.

B.) When someone feels unexplainably strong about a person, but doesn't know/doesn't care to know if it's love or not.

C.) A beyond intense feeling that is on the way to love. You have to be infatuated before it can be real love.
My infatuation with him is insane. I think this might be real.
by shelbyyboneeee April 8, 2009
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Information Systems

The great link between Business (or end process) and Computer Science
Involving the way information is gathered, processed, and used in a meaningful way.
Computer Science Majors – boast about how many lines of code they can write
Information Systems Majors – boast about how much money they have saved and created for overall business.
Business Majors – boast about their new sports car after high earnings and cut cost - dependent on the performance on their Information Systems which is dependent on Computer Science.
Information Systems creates logical use out of organizing and processing data through information technology.
IS makes CS useful
IS makes Business actually work (and increasingly so in the new Information Era)
Top IS programs: MIT and Carnegie Mellon
IS has yet to find a permanent home in the School of Computer Science, Business, Humanities
Professionals in IS who are really good at what they do are an asset to any company and are normally paid accordingly. Or can leave and find their place somewhere else (sometime creating their own business – usually successful)
IS professionals also have bigger hard drives than CS and Business professionals as well as cocks.
Hey man, did jimmy order those parts before he got fired?
No dude, our Information Systems does that automatically now.

CFO: "we need to be able to process 9 million transactions integrated with EDI and have our production line update automatically while being able to offer real time analysis and GPS tracking as well as electronic invoicing. Oh, and if one thing does not work correctly (even if the correct way contradicts our business logic) YOU ARE FIRED"

CIO: "Okay"
by moneymaker1212 January 5, 2009
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Infearmation

The news we get from the media to keep us in formation.
Sars, Y2K, Killer-Bees, Gas Shortages
by Barry Morse May 8, 2004
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infunmation

Similar to infotainment. Made by shoving 'fun' in the middle of 'information'. Infunmnation is knowledge that is actually enjoyably received. Not neccessarily interesting knowledge, just fun knowledge.
"There is so much infunmation on UrbanDictionary.com"
by Lawson May 13, 2005
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